Fun Sms

1) Goto Bosor Poshak Cilo Pakhi. Na Paye Mora Cilo Onek Akhi. Ebar Holo Kiron Mala Ma Jani Kon Meyera Kon Purusher Golay Porabe Moron Mala.

2) Boy:I LOVE U. girl:Your Request Is Processed Successfully,,Pls Wait For My Hasband Divorce. boy:Sorry Sending Failed. Girl: Plz Try Again..!

3) Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Purno Rup Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!

4) 4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar.

5) Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba-Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele- Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki.

6) Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi.

7) Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro.

8) Sir-Boloto A Prithibite Sob Chye Chalak Prani Konti? Studant-Goru Sar,Sar-Ki vhabe?Studant-Sar Kothay Ache Na Oti Chalaker Golay Dori,Tai Gorur Golay Dori Thake Sar Thahole Chalak K Holo Sar.

9) Meye:hello apni ki bibahito? Boy:Na. . . ! Meye:Haramjada ami tor bou basay asle dekhabo moja. *kisukhon pore* Meye:hello apniki bibahito. Boy:Haa. . . ! Meye:Soytan tui amar sathe beimani korle.

10) Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend Ke Phon Kore Bollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,Boyfriend Khuse Te Lafaite Lafaite Grilfriend Ar Barite Giye Dekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew Nei Dorjay Tala Mara. to see friendship sms

11) Rat 12 Tay girlfriend Tar Boy Friend KePhonKoreBollo,Amr Barite Akhon Kew Nai,BoyfriendKhuseTeLafaiteLafaiteGrilfriendAr Barite GiyeDekhlo,Asolei Barite Kew NeiDorjayTala Mara.
11) Husbn-wife romance Korcilo,Hotat Dorjay Ke Jeno Nok Korlo.wife Palaw Palaw Mone Hoy Amr Husbn- Asce.Husbn-O Palate Suru Korlo,Husbn-Dorjar Bahir Theke Fere Aslo,Husbn-Acha 2mr Husbn-To Ami Tahole Voy Dekhale Kno.Wife-2mr Ki GotoNa 2mi Husan-Der Kotha Sune Palate Suru Korle Kn. 

  

12) Baba: Bujhli Khoka, 1 Jaigai Bar Bar Gele Dam Kome Jay.Khoka: Se Jonnei To Ami Protidin School E Jay Na, 2mi To Seta Bujho Na.. 

13) Boss: dekhoto amr number a k call dicy. Manegar: call girl. Boss: what amr fhone call girl fhone dicy. Manegar: na boss mane meye fhone dicy. 

14) Wife;Ai Sono Ami london Jachi 2mr Jonne Ki Anbo? husband;Amr Jonne Akta British Meye Niye Aso,Wife; Asar Por.Husband;Koi Amr Gift Koi?Wife;Opekha Koro 10 Mas 10 Din Por Pabe. 

15) Indin Bondhu;Amader Deser Meyera Khub Sahosi,Ora Chele Der Dhore Rap Kore,Australia Bondhu;Ki Je Kow 2mi Polara Kom Jay Naki,Dakho Amader Deshe Dine Koyta Rap Kore Gune Ses Kora Jabe Na.Aktu Por Bangladeshe Bondhu;Vi Rap Ki Jines 

16) Protita Meye Chay Tar Pichone Jno Sob Chelei Guruk.Jar Fole Akta Meyer Piche Kom Kore 10ta Gadha Thake,Kintu 14ei Fabruary Te Akta Gadha Gurte Pare Baki 9ta Gadha Atimer Moto Pore Thake. 

  

17) Hizla:Baba amar biye hobe na? Baba:Hobe hobe chinta koris na,tor biyer jonno patroder ke sms Post Kore Disshi.Sms pore hasle bujbi patro razi achey..! 

18) Sir: 2mar Moto Meye S.S.C Fail korbe Ami Vabtei Parini_ Meye: Sir Baba Bolecen Fail korle Biye Diye Dibe, Tai Sujog Ta Hat Sara korlam Na..! 

19) Girl:Ish! Ami Jodi Mobile Hotam.Sobai Amk Kiss Kor2. Kane Laga2.Buke Rak2.boy:1Bar Cinta Kore Deko2;Charger Ta 2mar Kon Jagay Laga2.Girl:what? Boy:Yeas..! 

20) Agami 31 april 2014 Por Theke Mysmsbd.com Abong Sokol Account pages Bondho Kore Dawa Hobe Bole Sidanto Niche Syon Vai.Aro Bolece Jara smsbd UsE korbe Tara 50 Dolar Kore Dite Hobe.Sathe 1ta Khusir Khobor Ache Seta Holo Kono Bochore april Mase 31 Din Nai. 

21) 2 matal Ondhokare hatce, 1matal: Ami Troch Light Upore dhorchi, 2i upore uth..! 2matal: ah! Ami upore Uthbo R 2i Light Bondho korbi, Ami Pore Jabo na??.. 

   

22) Grilfriend Cholo Amra Luko Churi Khela Kheli.2mi Jodi Amak Khuje Paw Tahole 2mi Amak Sopinge Niye Jaba,Boyfriend:R Jodi Khuje Na Pai.Grilfriend:Amon Kotha Bolo Na Jan,Ami To Ai bedroom Er Dorjar Pichone Lukabo. 

23) Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.Badob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10. 

24) Boy:Akta kotha bolbo girl:bolo? Boy: 1 4 3 girl:what? Er mane ki boy:sotty kotha bolbo girl: bolo? Boy: i kill you 

25) F1: Tor Na Ajke Biye?__ F2: R Bolis Na Biye Venge Gece.__ F1: Kivabe Vanglo?__ F2: Mosa Marar Karone.__ F1: Mosa Kothay Cilo?__ F2: Hobu Shosurer Gale..!! 

26) Sar studants Der Bollo Akta Gan Gaw To.studants Ok Sar.Gril.Aata Gache Tota Pakhi Narikel Gache Dab.Boy.Tore Ami Biye Korbo Ki Korbe Tor Bap.Sar.It's 100% Love. 

27) Wife: Boloto Sami R Gadhar Moddhe Parthokko Ki?__ Hus: Sami Gadha Hote Pare, Kintu Gadha Amon Gadha Noy J Sami Hobe..!! 

28) Gopal Babu Maj Raate Matal Hoye Vul Kore Gowal Ghore Duke Gorur Lej Dhore Bollo Ki Go!!Modoner Ma 2mi Roj 2to Kore Chuler Beni Korte,Aj 1ti Keno?..! 

   

29) Boyfriend:Ami Tumak Kiss Korte Chai,Grilfriend:Na.Boyefriend:Plz Shudu Ak Bar.Grilfriend:Bollam Na Hobe Na.Boyfriend:Plz Shudu Akta Kiss Korbo.Grilfriend:Rage Giye Ami Ki Tor class Tichar,Onu Moti Neyer Ki Ache,Jor Kore Kiss korte Paro Na. 

30) Girl:sir rony amake kiss kore se apni bisar koren sir: jonaki rony to tomar theke soto o ki vabe kiss korlo girl: ami ki nisu hote pari na. 
by - Md jafa

31) Man: Vai apnar dokaner nam ki? Dokandar: Ki dorkar! Man: Are vai bolen na nam ki? Dokandar: Are amar dokaner nam a holo ki dorkar stor..!! 

32) Ukil: apni ki biye korecen. asami: ha biye koreci. Ukil: kake biye korecen. asami: 1ti meye k. Ukil: rabish eta kono kotha holo kokhono dekheco kew cele biye kore. Asami: ha dekheci amr bon cele biye korecy. 

33) sir: tomi ajke o ofice a 2ghonta let kore eseco. toruni: ki korbo 1ta bokate cele amr picu neye celo. sir: tahole to tomar aro 2ghonta agee asar kotha. toruni: sir r bollben na celeta ato aste hate. 

34) Ami:Hi. Meye:No replay. Ami:Hello? Meye:No replay. Ami:line kete dibo kotha bolsona ken. Meye:No replay. Ami:Oi Meye Tomar Boyfriend amar Girlfriend ke sms kore ken. Meye:ke!!! Ami:No replay: Meye:Plz k apnar GF Ke SMS kore bolo? 

   

35) Rogi: Doctar Sab Amake Kukur Kamrayice. Doctor: Apni Janen Na Amr Rogi Dekhar Somoy 4-8 Ta. Rogi: Ami Toh Jani Kintu Oi Hotot Chara Kukur Toh Jane Na. 

   

36) Girl Sadu babar Kache Giye, Girl: AmaK Vobissot Dekha Sikiye Din. Sadu: 2mi Chok Bondo Kore Gal Amar kache Niye Aso. G: Na, S: Keno? G: Ami 2mar Kache Gele 2mi Amake Kiss korbe. S: Aito 2mi Vobissot Dekha Sikhe Gecho!! 

   

37) Girl:Ai bar thamo R koto korbe Free Peye. Boy:Paisy uz Sara rat korbo. Girl:Ami ekhon ghumabo. Boy:Aro 20 bar korbo. Girl:Free SMS Peleto korbei. 

   

38) Boltu: Hi.. Girl: Hlw Boltu: 2me star jolsha dekho? Girl: Na.. Boltu: G bangla dekho? Girl na.. Boltu: Star plus dekho.. Girl: atao na.. Boltu: Tahole to ata fack id, beta bodmas block kha..!! 

   

39) Wife:Ai Sunco?Rate Ami Sopne Dekeci 2mi amake 1ta Hirar Nekles Gift Koreco.Hus:Ami O Sopne Dekheci Taka Gulo Amar Sosur Babaji Diyece.Wife:What?Hus:Yeas..! 

   

40) Teacher:ki Pora Chilo goto kal. Student:Vugol. Teacher:Boloto (Gai-Bandha) kothay. Student:Mathe Sir!!! keno Apnar kichu khaise Naki. Teacher:Amare tora Maira falaaa. 

41) Driver: Ei j vara den.. Pes1: Ami College Student amr vara half.. Pes2: Ami or Teacher amr vara map.. Pes3: Amake Kichu taka din ami or Bap...!! 

42) Jan, Ami Sagor. Ami To Ses Jan, Akhon Amar Hate 1Botol Bis. Ami Mukti Pete Chai, Ato Jala Amar R Sojjo Hoyna. Jani Ata Pap Kintu ato Jontrona R Valo Lagena. Tai ami Jassi............................. Edur Marte..!! 

43) Ma: Kire 2ui Dariye Dariye Vat Khassis j? Boy: Hmm, Aj theke Ami Ai vabei Khabo. Ma: Keno? Boy: Karon Amar baba Amake Gali Diyeche boleche 2mi Sudhu Bose Bose Khao..!! 

44) Father: Kire Tuhin, Ki Korchis 2ui?.. Boy: Keno, Ami Vugol Portechi.. Father: Boloto Gaibandha Kothay Obosthito?.. Boy: Aito Sokale 2mi Sekhane Goru-Chagol Bedhe Asle..!! 

   

45) Boy:Aj 2make Kiss Kore Thot Misti Laglo Je,2mi Thote Kichu Dicho Naki?Girl:Na Kicu Dey Nai,Tobe Misti Kheye Aktu Bomi Korcilam.Boy:Wak Thu..! 

46) Girl:Boloto kara besi Rag kore? Boy:Meyera. Girl:kivabe-bolo? Boy:Chelera Meye der Gale kiss korle Rag kore R Meyera Chele der Gale kiss korle Rag kore na. 

   

47) Girl: Ai Chele Bilding er Samne Ki Korcho?... Boy: Kobi Bolechen- jekhane Dekhibe Bilding Sekhane Maribe Filding Paileo Paite Paro 2/1 Ta Darling...!! 

   

48) Privat Tiutor O Student... Tiutor: Ajke Amake Ekta Joruli Kaje Jete Hobe, Khub Sort Kore Porata Dao... Student: Khub Sort Kore?... Tiutor: Hmm,,, Student: Parina, Sir...!! 

   

49) Medam: Dharona R Vul Dharona Er Majhe Parthokko Ki?... Boltu: Apni Ekkhan Seirom Mal Aita Amar Dharona, R Amra Akhono Polapan Achi Aita Apner Vul Dharona...!! 

   

50) Girl: Ami Jodi 2make Na Pai, Tahole Jole Dube Morbo... Boy: Luv Nai... Girl: Keno?... Boy: Karon Premer Mora Jole Dube Na, Onno Upay Ber Koro....!! 

51) Girl: Amar Phonta Akhon Ammur Kache Thake Sob Somoy.. Boy: Akhon Jodi Ami Phon Dite Dhora Pore Jai.. Girl: Kono Chinta Nei, Ami 2mar Numberta"low Battery" Nam diye Save Kore Rekhechi, 2mi Phon Dile Phonta Amak Diye Dey. 

52) Boy: Baba, Ajke Amader Schoole Ekta khub Sundor Medam Aseche.. Ami Take Dekhe Tar Preme Porechi... Father: Ci, baba Amon Kotha Bolte Nei Sob Medamei 2mar Mayer Moto Hoy... Boy: Ha, 2mi Sudhu Nijer Tai Dekhtecho..!! 

   

53) Husband:Cholo Aj Bahir Theke Kheye Ase.wife:Keno Amar Ranna Valo Lagce Na R,Husband:Seta Na,Roj Roj Basun Majte Valo Lagea. 

   

54) Teacher: Ami 2mar Jan Ber kore Nibo, Bolo Future Tense Kake Bole?.. Student: 2ui, Saali Haat Laga Dekha, Tarpor Tor Future Ki Hobe Bole Dicchi,..!! 

55) Sir:Jibon Ke Prosno Korlo.Jodi Kew colleger Samne Bom Rekhe Jay Tumi Ki Korbe.Jibon:Kichu Khon Dekbo.Tar Por Kew Na Nile.Istap Rume Joma Diye Asbo. 

56) Student: I Love You, Mam... Madam: Beyadob, Chele, Stu: Er Mane Ki?.. Madam: Age Bolbito, Er Mane"Ami 2make Valobashi".. Stu: Chi...chi.. Apni Amar Mayer Moto....!! 

57) Girl:Hello Jaan 2mi Ki Korco?Boy:Ami Shev Korci.Girl:2mi Dine Koy Bar Shev Koro?Boy:25 Theke 30Bar.Girl:2mi Ki Pagol.Boy:Nago Ami Napit.Girl:What?..! 

58) Sir: Kire Mon Kharap Keno?.. Stu: Koi Nato... Sir: Are Lojja Paoyar Ki Ache Bondhu,.. vebe Bole Felo... Stu: R Bolis Na Dosto, Tor Meyeta Amake R Ager moto Valobashe Na..!! 

59) 1 Classe Meyera Bolteche Boloto Kara Besi Rag Kore, Chelera Na Meyera? Boltu: Obossoi Meyera. Girl: Kivabe? Boltu: Ami Jodi 2mak Kiss Dei, Tahole 2mi Rag Korbe Kintu 2mi Amak Kiss Diye Dekho Ami Kokhonoi Rag Korbona...!! 

60) Bondhu 2mi Sopner Majhe Asi O Amar Bari Chor...Chor Bole Jeno 2may Marte Pari, 2may Niye dibo Ami 7 Sagor Pari, 7 Sagorer Majhe Jeno Dube Morte Pari..!! 
by - Md jafar 

61) Boy: 2mar Haat Ta Ektu Dhori?.. Girl: Dhoro,.. Boy: 2mar Chuler Gondho Nei? Girl: Nao,.. Boy: 2make Ekta Kiss Kori... Girl: Na, Lipstiker J Dam Bereche...!! 

62) Teacher:bolo to Shokti kake bole. Abul:ami pari sir. Teacher:bolo? Abul:Bench theke uthe Teacher ke Chair theke Dhakka Merea Matite falaiya diye bollo iha ke shokti bole. Teacher:Matite pore behush. 

   

63) Ek Girl 121 a Phon Diye Bolche... Girl: Vai Ami 1bare 40 jonke Sms Korbo Kivabe, C.C.M: Ki Sms Send Korben? Girl: Hi! Jan, Amar Phone 100 Taka Recharge Kore Deo, Phone Balance Nai..!! 

   

64) Sir:2mar Barite Ke Ke Ase? Stu:Ma,Baba,Vhai,Bon,Dada,Dadi,Nana,Nani,Mama,Mami,Kaka,Kaki,Fupa,Fupi,Khalu,Khala,Akdom Kew Nei,Sir:Haramjada Kew Nei Bollei Ho2..! 

   

65) Boy: 2mar Phon Bondo Thake Keno? Girl: Koi Nato, 2mar Miscall aseto. Boy: Jokhonei Ami Phon Dei Tokhonei Bole "Ai Mohurte Songjog Deya Somvob Hocche Na" Girl: Oh, Oita Amar Welcome Tune..!! 

   

66) Boy: Uncle Apni Ki Police?.. Police: Hmm, Keno?.. Boy: Amar Baba Boleche Bipode Porle Police er Help Nite,.. Police: Ki Somossa Bolo,.. Boy: Amar Jutar Fita Khule Geche,.. Police: Ki? 

   

67) Boy: Ami 2mak Valobasi,.. Girl: Valobasa Mane Ki?... Boy: Mone Koro, Ami Balu R 2mi Siment 2to Mile Ja Hoy... Girl: Bujte Perechi 2mi Rajmistri....!! 

   

68) Police: Public Tore Ato Mair Dilo Keno? Doshi: Ki R Komu.. Amar 1ta Photo 1 Mohilar Payer Niche Porechilo. Ami tare Koilam Apa Sarita Ektu Tulen, Ami Photo Tulum...!! 

   

69) Teacher: "Hasa" Er English Ki? Student: LaF (Lough) Teacher: Good, Hasa-Hasi English? Student: LaFa-LaFi. Teacher: What?...!! 

   

70) Boy: Ami 2make Khub Valobashi. Girl: Dhur, Boy: 2mar Jonno Morte Pari. Girl: Dhur, Boy: Ek Mohurto 2make Sara Bachte Parbo Na. Girl: Dhur, Boy: 2make Hirer Angti Dibo. Girl: Sotti. Boy: Dhur...!! 

71) Madam: Boloto Tipu Sultan K Chilen? Boltu: Janina Madam, Madam: Ta Janbe Kivabe? Porasunay Monojog Deo. Boltu: Bolento Madam Mili k? Madam: Janinato, keno? Boltu: Ta Janben kivabe? Apner Samir Upor Monojog Den..!! 

   

72) Sir: Mone Koro, 2mar Samne Ekti Takar Bosta R Ekti Geyaner Bosta Rakha Holo, 2mi konti Nibe? Stu: Sir, Takar Bosta Nibo. Sir: Gadha, Ami Hole Geyaner Bosta Nitam. Stu: Jar Jeta Ovab Se Setai Nibe..!! 

   

73) Sir: Boloto Mayer Choker Pani R Gf er Choker Panir Majhe Parthokko Ki.?. Stu: Mayer Choker Pani Heart er Upor Provab Fele, R Gf er Choker Pani Poketer Upor Provab Fele...!! 

   

74) Sir: H.S.C er Purnorup Ki Jano?. Stu: Headmaster Sendel Chor... Sir: Haramjada Soytan Chele... Stu: Apner Ta o Motamuti Thik Ache...!! 

   

75) Chele: Hi! Apu, Numberta Diben? Meye: Ager ta Na Porer Ta? Chele: Jekono Ekta. Meye: Airtel Naki Aktel? Chele: Airtel. Meye: Amar ta Naki Amar Samir Ta... Chele: Na...Aunti 2mar Meyer Ta..!! 

   

76) Sir: Boloto "Doctor Asar Purbe Rogiti Mara Gelo" Atar English Ki?. Stu: Atar English Pari Na, Sir tobe Arabi ta Pari.. Sir: Oh, Acca Boloto?. Stu: Ennalillahir Rajiun..!! 

   

77) Girl:ai chele bilding-er upor dariye ki korco? . . . . Boy:kobi bolecen:- Jekhane dikhibe bilding, sekhane maribe filding. Paileo paite paro 2/1 darling. 

   

78) Ma o Cheler Kothopokothon... Ma: Bolo To 2mar Boro Apur Nam ki?. Chele: Night! Ma: (rege giye) Mane? Chele: Hmm, Ratri 2make Englise bolechilam, Desh Akhon Disital Hoyeche Na...!! 

   

79) Meye: Vai Ai Jamatar Dam koto? Dokandar: (Chalaki kore) 5 Ta Kiss. Meye: Oi Jamatar Dam Koto? Dokandar: 10 Ta Kiss. Meye: 2 Tai Paket kore Den. Bil Amader Kajer Bua Diye Jabe...!! 

   

80) Classe Medam Poracche 1din Prithibi Dhongso Hoye Jabe, Prithibi ta Tulor Moto Urte Thakbe Akash Ek hoye Jabe. Tokhon Ek Student Bollo... Medam Sedin Ki, Amader School Bondho Thakbe..?..!! 

81) Ek Bacca Ase Dokandarke Bolche: Dokane ki Forsa korar Cream Ache. Dokandar: Hmm, Ache, Bacca: Tahole Bebohar korosna Ken,Sala? Potidin 2re Deikha Voy Paiya Jai...!! 

   

82) Sir: Boloto Biddut Chomkale Alo age Dekha jay keno? Stu: Atato Soja Prosno.. Sir: Ta hole Bolo.. Stu: Sir, Alo age Dekhar Karon Holo Chok Amader Kaner 4 Angul Samne tai...!! 

83) Teacher: Mosha machi bere jacce. Tader bongso briddhi rodh korte hobe. Studnt: ha ha ha ha. Teacher: hasir ki holo? Studnt: sir, ato soto belun banaben kivabe? 

   

84) Sudent: Sir, Ekta kotha bolbo? Sir: bolo.. S: amar lojja korteche, Sir: lojjar ki Ache bolo. S: aste bolbo na jore bolbo, Sir: jore bol sobai sunuk S: Apner pener chen khola sob dekha jasse, Sir: Haramjada..!! 

   

85) Ak picci meye dokandar k bolce.....!! Picci: acca uncle ami boro hole apnar celer sathe amake biya diben? Dokandar: Hese bollo ha mamoni dibo. Picci: Tahole apner hobu putro bodhuke 2 ta free coklet den...!! 

   

86) Boy: I Love You, Girl: vodro vabe kotha bolo! Boy: Bismillahir Rahmanir Rahim *with Due Respect I beg to say that.... "I LOVE YOU" Girl: Ki?...!! 

   

87) Lema tumi bolecho ami koti poti hole tumi amake Biye Korbe. Aj ami koti poti.ami dukkhi to je ami tomake biye korte parbona.Karon ami biye kore che Sema k.Or Baba koti poti. 

88) DOC:apnr ki hoyca?ROGI: osuk hoyca.D: ki osuk hyece.R:YES water.D:WHAT? R:bujlen na,YES mane HA,r WATER mane PANI.Jake bole"HAPANI" 

   

89) Boy:ki koro jan? Girl:ami Ranna kortesi. Boy:keno eto kaz koro jan. Girl:Mane? Boy:Ami jakhon phone kori takhon e bolo ami Ranna kori. Girl:Ami kazer buwa Ranna kora amar kaz. Boy:What. . . . . . !!! 

   

90) Doctor:ki Shomosha apnar. Rogi:Amar Peter vitor agun dhorese. Doctor:What!!! Mane? Rogi:Sokale ghum theke uthe dekhi amar Mukher vitor theke Dhuwa ber hoy. Doctor:No Problem Siter dinto Dhuwa ber hobei. 

91) Teacher:uz ke Pora ki? Girl:Grammer Sir. Teacher:Shikheso? Girl:Hmm. Teacher:Tomar book er upor oi duita ki? Girl:Jaaa Dusto. Teacher:Don't mind oi duita Vowel. Girl:I'm sorry. 

   

92) Teacher : bolto rima, prethibi kisher moto? student : amar nanu-r moto sir. teacher : tomar nanu ki gol? student : na sir,amar nanur nam komola. 

   

93) Medical teacher, manus oggan hoye gele prothome thote mukh lagiye fusfuse batas oksijen dokanor chesta korbe r buke chap dibe.boltu:sir meyeder oggan korbo kivabe seta taratari bolun. 

   

94) Fokir1: Janis aj akta 100 takar not kure paicilam...! Fokir2: Tor to birat vaggo...! Fokir1: Tobe taka ta jal cilo tai fele dici...! Fokir2: Kemne bujhli taka ta jal cilo? Fokir1: Acca tui ki konodin 100 takar note 1 er pore 3 ta sunno dekhecis...? 

   

95) Sir: Chatri k bollo 1ta gun boloto.. Chatri: ata gache tota pakhi, Narkel gache dab....... Chatro: toke ami biye korbo naki korbe tor bap... Sir: it is 100% love.. . ..!! 

   

96) Police: ei 2mr mittur age ses essa ki? Asami: sir, amr poladar biye khawa. Police: 2mr cheler biye kobe,? Asami: sir amr to biyei hoy ni. Age ami biye kori tarpor..!! 

   

97) Sunun sunun bondhu gon, Ami kmn chatro. Matrik fel koreci, 7 ti bar matro. Onke 6, vugole 9, English seto bideshi vasa, Tobu ami chari niko, Vobissoter asha. . .!! 

   

98) Boy: APU Apnar Nam Ki?.. Girl: Beyadob... Boy: Eto Sundor Nam K Rakhece?.. Girl: Soytan... Boy:Bah! Valo2 Ajkal Meyeder Nam O Shoytan Rakhe.?..!! 

   

99) 80 Bochorer Buro R 15 Bochorer Meyer Biye Hoche.Ful Sojar Rate 2i Jonei Kadche Karon,Meye Ti Songo Somporke Kichu Janena,R Buro Sob Kichu Vule Bose Ache. 

   

100) Ma:tui aj bajar theke derite firli keno.cele:ma are bolona aj rastay je jam porece tai ato deri hoyece.ma:tai naki tor baba to jam khete valobase niye alina keno.cele:tomi ki bolco woo. 

101) Sir:Meyeder Memory Koto GB? Boy: Unlimited. Sir:Kivabe Bujle? B:Jokhn Je CeleKe Valo Lage Takei Download Kore Ney Tobuo Memory Full HoyNa. 
 

102) Wife:Tumi Biyer Age Bolone Keno Je Tumar Rani Namer Aro Akti Wife Ache.Husband:Ami To Tokhon Bolecilam Tumake Ranir Moto kore Rakbo. 

   

103) Biyer rate shami bow'er kace gelo! Bow:khobordar! Amar kace asbena Shami:keno? Bow:karon ami maa-k kotha diyeci, biyer por esob chere dibo. 

104) Boy:2mi joDi aj'k amake"i Luv u"na BoLo,tahoLe ami garir nichE porE attohotta korBo! Girl:jaw jaw! giyE Lav hoBena. karon, aj'k hortaL. 

   

105) Sir:Boloto Current Chole Gele tomra Ki Dekhte Paw? Student: Vobissot. Sir:Kivabe? Stu:Apni to Bolechen,Amader Vobissot Ondhokar! 

106) Girl:Sir Oi Cheleti Amake Jor Kore 5ti Kiss Koreche. Sir:Ekhon To Nari Purush Soman Odhikar,2mi-O Ore Jor Kore 5ti Kiss Koro. Girl:Ki?..! 

   

107) 1frnd: tor na aj biya? 2frnd: r bolis na, biya venge gece! 1frnd: kivabe? 2frnd: mosa marar karone! 1frnd: mosa kothay cilo? 2frnd: sosur er gale...!! 

   

108) Ak Kipon Mohila Dokandar Ke Bollo,Amake Amon Akta Saban Din Ja Khoy Hobena Kintu Amar Mukhe Lagale Mukh LalTuktuke Dekhabe.Dokandar:Medam Ke Akta Valo Dekhe EITER Tukro Diye Daw. 

109) Boy:2mr Nam ki? Girl:Apni k? B:Nam ta bolo tarpor bolci. G:Amr Nam Ammu. B:2mk ei Nam dhore je dakbe Ami tar Abbu.! 

110) Sir:H,S,C er porno rup ki. student:hedmaster sotti chor.sir:haramjada soytan cele.student:sir apnar tato hoyece.sir:what? 

111) Smart Howar Sobceye Boro Somossa Holo,Meyera Mone Kore Cheletar To Gril Friend Thakbei R Meyeder Ai Aajebaje Kotha Chintar Karone Ami Ajo single Achi. 

   

112) Teacher:kire tui late kore class e asle keno. Student:basay abbu & ammu jhogra korsilo ty. Teacher:Mane? Student:amar payer akta juta chilo abbur hatea R akta chilo ammur hatea. Teacher:bosh!!! 

   

113) Boy: Acca Boloto MeyeDER Kothay Tip Dile Valo Lage..? Girl: Ja Beadob..! Boy: A Tip Oi Tip..! Girl: kon Tip? Boy: Kopaler Tip... Girl: What? 

   

114) Husband:amar jan ke? Wife:ami. Husband:amar prean ke? Wife:ami. Husband:amar jibon ke? Wife:ami. Husband:amar mon churi korese ke? Wife:ami. Husband:amar Taka churi korese ke? Wife:ami!!! Yea Mane!!! 

   

115) Meye:Tumi akta Bod. Chele:Tumi valo. Meye:Hmm ami valo. Chele:Tar Mane Tumi Bodna. Meye:Hmm Mane ami Bodna. Chele:Tar Mane Tumi RFL Bodna. 

   

116) Sir:Tense koy prokar? Stu:3. Present,past, future.Sir:good! Exmpl dao. Stu:Kal apnar meye k deklam,Aj valobashi, Agamikal nie palabo.Sr:what? 

   

117) F1:Boloto akta hatir samne 12te kola Silo 1te khelona ken. F2:1te Pocha Silo. F1:Nare Plastick er Silo. F2:2mi boloto 12te kola Silo 1teo khelona ken. F1:12te Pocha Silo. F2:Nare Hatitaie Plastick er Silo. 

   

118) Mofiz:Ghorer dorja khule bazare niye jaitese.ak lok question korlo vy dorja ki bikri korben. Mofiz:Na vy Dorjar chabi hariye geche Tala change korte jai.Tahole to apnar ghore chor dhukbe. Mofiz:kivabe Dhukbe Dorja to amar Hatea. 

   

119) Sir: Ami tore khun korbo. Er English bolo to? Stu: Englisher mare-bap, Age 2i gaye hat lagiye dek? Sir : what? Stu: tor what'er gusti kilay' chup!! 

   

120) Wife:Ai Suncho. Husband:ki? Wife:Sir er Meye Gonite 99 Number Peyeche. Husband:Good to R ak Number Pailona ken. Wife:Oi 1 Number amader Chele paise. 

   

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121) Sir:Mone koro class e akjon dorbesh dhuklo Tar ak hatea Takar thole R ak hatea Giyan er thole tomra konta Nibe. Student:Sir Takar Thole. Sir:Ami Nitam Giyan er Thole. Student:Sir Thik e ache Jar Jetar Ovab se setai Chay. 

   

122) Mom batir vitorer fita bole amito jole jacchi tumi gole jaccho keno.Mom bati bole jake Hridoy er vitore jaiga dilam se jodi jole jai tahole to Osru Porbei. 

   

123) Boltu:amar hat dekhso? Tingko:Dekhsi. Boltu:akta thappor mere daat fele dibo!!! Tingko:amar Paa dekhso? Boltu:ki korbe!!! Tingko:akta Dor Marmu khujeo pabena. 

   

124) Rakhal:Goru Re Goru Re jaiona dure Re dure gele Roshie chire jabe. Goru:Nirobe Nirobe jole ai Ontore Dibanishi thaki Gowal ghore. 

   

125) boy: tumi kao k ki love koro ? girl: na. boy: tumi kao k ki like koro? girl: na. boy: ami tomake onek love o like kori. girl: tumi amake love o like koro ? boy: yes. girl: ami je akta chele ke onek valobashi abong posondo kori. 

   

126) 2 bondhu rasta Te Hatte Hatte Golpo Korcilo,Ulta Pas Theke 2ti Meye Ascilo,Hotat Prothom Bondhu,Sorbonas Amr Bow R Pemika 1 sathe Astese,Ditio Bondhu,Hey Allah Amaro. 

   

127) Husband:Tar Gorvoboti Wife er Khoj Newar Jonno hospitale Phone Korlo, Kintu Se Vule Cricket Stadium E Phone Korlo, Phone Korar Por,Husband: Akhon Amar Wife e Obostha Kemon, Opas Theke Uttor Dilo, Obostha Valoi 3Jon Out Hoice. R Assa Kori Baki 7 Jon lunch Er Pore Out Hobe. R Uttor Sune To Husband Oogan. 

   

128) Baba:Aka Aka Rate fashionsho dekhse. Chele:Hotath kore Room e dhuklo. Baba:Meyera khub gorib ty poshakh kinte parena. Chele:Baba er cheyeo besi gorib ache amar DVD Dice e Dekhbe tumi. 

   

129) Bicharok:Apni bolchen apnake apnar protibesi jor kore chumu diche. Meye:Yes. Bicharok:kintu kivabe chumu dilo seto apnar cheye khato manush. Meye:keno ami ki Nichu hote parina. Bicharok:ki. . . . . . . . ? 

   

130) Pagol:Apu apnar pet ato boro keno?Girl:Ete amar adorer sontan acHe to tai.pagol:A2 adorer hole take kheye felechen keno? 

131) Chele:Ma,ami biye korbo, amar jonno 20 bocorer patri kujo. Ma:20 bocorer na fele ki korbo? chele:10 bocorer 2ta hole e colbe. 

   

132) Wife;Pasher Barir Oi Lokta Office Jawar Somoy Protidin Tar Wife Ke Kiss Kore Jai,But 2mi Koro Na Keno?Husband:Ki Kore Korbo Bolo?Ami To Tar Wife K Chinina..! 

   

133) Girl:jaan tumi amak biye koro.Boy:ami tumak biye korte parbona,amar wife ache.Girl:no problem,ekta charger-e onek mobile charge dewa jay.Boy:what!!! 

   

134) Choto 1ta Fish Tar Ma Ke Bolce,Ma Ma Amra Jhole Thaki Ken,Ken Amra Matite Thakte Parina,Ma Bollo,Amra To FISH Tai Jhole Thaki,Matite To Sob SELFISH Thake. 

   

135) Ak chele call kore bollo Apni ki Police. Police:Yes! Chele:Apnar Toilet e comot ache. Police:Ache! Chele:Tahole comote matha dhukiye Rakhen. Police:ki. . . . ? 

   

136) Sir:Eve-tiZing R Love er maje partokkho ki? Stu: Meyera razi takle Love R na takle Eve-tiZing. Sir:2mi ki evtiZing koro?Stu:Na Apnar meye to razi. Sir:what? 

   

137) ekdin fulkopir sathe badhakopir biye holo,,,,,,,,tometo bllo kire dost basor rat kmn holo? fulkopi bllo r a dost bolisna or kapor khulte khulte sokal hoye gelo kichui pelam na! 

   

138) Sir:Shisho R Gorur Moddhe parthokko ki? Student:kotokhon vebe bollo Sir Goru Pani kheye Dudh dey R Shisho Dudh kheye Pani dey. Sir:Amare keo Mairala. . . . !!! 

   

139) Sir:Boloto Meyera biyer pore ki hoy. Abul:Sir Bou Hoy. Mofiz:Chalak Hoy. Boltu:Sir Biyer pore Meyera Biral hoye ghorer kone boshe thake. Sir:ki bolle Tui. . . . . . ? 

   

140) Meye:Ammu tomar chul majhe majhe paka keno? Maa:tumi jakhon dustami kore amake kosto dao takhon amar akte akte kore chul pake. Meye: O Taito Nanur shob chul paka. 

141) Tin pagol ak pukur ghate bose kotha bolse. 1Pagol: Sunsis goto rate ai pukure agun dhore chilo.2Pagol:Tai naki! Tahole machera kothay chilo? 1Pagol:keno gache giye chilo.3Pagol:Jah Macher ki gorur moto pakha ache naki. 

   

142) Rogi: Doctor shab bil ekto kom dhoiren ami gorib Manush Parle vobissote apnar upokare asmu. Doctor:Apni ki kaz koren. Rogi:Manusher kobor khurie. 

   

143) Mama:Tui amar sathe R tor babar kotha bolbina. Vagne:keno mama? Mama:Tor baba Chupe Chupe ghush khay. Vagne: Darao mama ami Ammu ke bole disi Abbu Eto boro Sharthopor amader na bole eka eka ghush khay. 

   

144) 10 Bochorer papu onek monojog diye 1ta boi porce.Nam ki vabe bachader lalon palon kore boro korben,Ma jiges korlo,2mi ai boi ken porco.papu ami aitai dekce je amr lalon palon thik thak hoche naki hoche na. 

   

145) Poltu: Janis Kal Amra Borolok Hobo. Heltu: Kemon Kore? Poltu: Kal Ke Sir Amake Poisa Thake Taka Banano Shikhabe. 

   

146) Chele:Babb kicu taka daw. Baba:Keno?Chele:,Poket khorocer jonno. Baba:Aj theke toui lungi R genji porbi,Tahole R poket khoroch hobe na..! 

   

147) Mascher Raja Eilish! Ghusher Raja Police! Shantir Raja Balish! Bedonar Raja Malish! Teler Raja Shorisha! Megher Raja Barisha! Rashtar Raja Track! Torkarir Raja Shakh! Shorirer Raja Mukh! R sms Er Raja mysmsbd 

   

148) Sir: Jodi Pukure 2mr Frnd R Lvr Dube Jay 2be 2mi Kake Bachabe? Stu: 2jon K Morte Din. Sir: Kno? Stu: Tara 1 Songe Pukure Ki Korcilo. Sir: Tai2?.. 

   

149) Pagol1: Are U Valo 2...? Pagol2: Don't Vogor Vogor In My Kaner Vitor Pagol1: Why R U Doing Kharap Bebohar..? Pagol2: Karon My MatHa Is Very Gorom..?. 

   

150) Meye:Tumi ki kokhono hasona. Chele:Keno? Meye:Tomar facebook Profile e kokhono Hasa Sobi dekhini. Chele:Tumi gosol korona. Meye:keno? Chele:Tomar To kokhono Veja sobi dekhini. Meye:ki bolle. . . . . . . ? 

151) Chele:Ma ami R pora Shona korbona. Ma:Tui korbina Mane? Ma:Tor bap korbe! Chele:Baba porte bosho ami gelam. Baba:Ki bolle. . . . . .? 

   

152) Sir:Tomar abbu ki kore? Student:Ammur sathe MaierPite kore. Sir:Tomar abbu kothay thake. Student:Amar abbu amar Ammur Sathe thake. Sir:Haire kopal ki Student. 

   

153) EK Unmaried meyer pete bacca hoyece. baba:ata kar bacca? meye: miss call to baba sobai marto kintu jani na kar ta receive hoye geche. 

   

154) Stu:madum apni amak eto maren keno? Madum:2mak ami besi valobasi tai. Stu:tahole ami apner meye k valobasi take konodi marini sudu ador kori. Madum:ki bolle? 

   

155) Murug: ami 2mak valobasi. Murgi: 2mi amak valobaso. Murug: yes.ami 2mar jonno sob korte pari. Murgi: tai naki tahole 1ta dim paro deki. 

   

156) Ekdin Potolke Ekta Meye Gigess Korlo.Meye:Tomra Koy Vi Bon?Potol 5 Vi Bon.Meye:Tomar Babar Ki Ar Kono Kaj Cilo Na.Potol:Tomar Koy Vi Bon?Meye:1 Ami Akai.Potol:Keno Tomar Babar Ki Ar Dom Cilo Na.

   

157) Boltu: dokandar k bollo ai kola tar dam koto??? Dokandar: 3 take... Boltu: 2 take diya diben??? Dokandar: kolar khosar dam a to 2 take... Boltu: ai nao 1 take. khosa rekhe kolata dao...! 

   

158) Stu: madam ai line ta porte parchina.. Medaam: U kiss me.. Stu: ki. . .? medam: R e gadha u kiss me.. stu: ummmah.. madam: get out, osobbo. . . 

   

159) Pulis: asamike bollo kal sokal 7 tay tomar fasi hobe.. asami: ha ha ha! pulis: fasir kotha sune hasteco kno??? asami: sir, amito ghum thekei uthi sokal 9 tay... 

   

160) boy: ai eid a ami tomak akta ring debo. girl: tai. seto onek taka? boy:assha thahole ami misscall dibo tumi ring deo. girl: ahhhhh. 

161) Baba pipra: Tor ato boro sahosh, Amar meye hoye tui hati ke valobasish? Tui oke vule ja. Meye Pipra: Na!Na!Na! Ta somvob na,Karon amar pete hatir baccha..! 

   

162) Boy:Kacha morich jhal- Tometo lal-Chelera pochondo kore meyeder gal. Girl:Ful dio-Koli dio-Kata dio na,Aste kore kiss dio kamor dio na..! 

   

163) bor: kal silo amder jiboner prothom raat. tomar kemon laglo? bow: laglo. bor: kemon laglo bolo na plz? bow: 3%voy 4% lojja r baki 93% persent purber ovigghota. 

   

164) F1:Kire tor Abbu na dater daktar? Tahole tor vai dat chara jonmalo ki kre? F2:Tor Abbu To Dorji? Tahole tor vai jamakapor chara jnmalo ki kore.! 

   

165) Boy: ami 2mar moner vitor 1bar ghure aste chai. Girl: na, na ta hobe na ... Boy: keno? Girl: becouse amar mone k k ache 2mi ta jene jabe...!! 

   

166) Student:Sir Misscall kivabe dey. Sir:keno? Student:Apnar Meye Mily amake Misscall dite bolse. Sir:Sala haramjada amar Meye ke tui distub korosh Dara toke Sikhacche 

   

167) Hus & Wif ak sathe suye ase. Wif:Jan 2mi amake amon kichu koro jate ami uttejito hoye ghame vije jai, Hus:Uthe R deri na kore fan- er switch ta off kore dilo..! 

   

168) Wife: Ogo,Balo Na,Tmi ki Amr Age Kono Meyer Sathe 1 Bed A Ghumaiso? Hus: Sudhu 2mr Sathei Ghumaisi Jan, Bakider Sathe 2 Jaigai chilam..!! 

   

169) Boy: Meyera biyer shomy ato kanna kore keno? Girl: Ato gulo cheler shate prem korar por matro 1ta husband!! Ata ki sojjo kora jai..!! 

   

170) parke 3 ta bandor silo. akta bandor badam khassilo. akta bandor gaser dale bose jhulsilo. r akta bandor ai muhutte sms pora niye basto ase. 

171) Chele:I Love You? Meye:Bangla bolo ami bangali. Chele:Tumi ki Saban Bebohar koro? Meye:Lux. Chele:Sala Haram jadi Bangla Saban bebohar korte parosh na. 

   

172) Bagher biyete shob poshu pakhi ke invite kora holo.Tader Moddhe boro lej ala akta biral besi lafa lafi korse.Siyal question korlo tumi eto lafasso keno.Biral amar soto vyar biye ami lafabona to k lafabe.Siyal bagh tomar soto vy kemne.Biral amito Biyer age Bagh e Chilam. 

   

173) 1 Dokander kache Boltu fol kinte geche..... Boltu: Apple koto kore kg? Dokander: 150 tk kg.. Boltu: Ok 1 kg apple dao protita apple alada kore pakat koro.. D: ato pakat keno?.. B: ami ja bolchi tai koro.. D: ok.. B: anggurer kg koto?,. D: 350 tk kg.. B: ok, 1kg dao, potita dana 1ta kore pakat koro. 

   

174) Girl: sir dorja janala golo bondho kore din. Sir: keno? Girl: apnke 1ta gopon jinis dekhabo. Sir: sotti! Girl: ha,age sob kichu bondho koren jate alo na ache..!!! 

   

175) Pissi:Kaka,Apnar dukane saban ase? Dokandar:Ha ase, Pissi:Minarel otar ase? Dokandar:Ha ase, Pissi:Tahole saban R minarel otar die valo kore hat dhue 5takar muri den to..! 

   

176) Hospital e Rogi:Doctor Shab amar kono shontanadi hoina amake ikto cheack kore dekhben Problem amar Na amar Husband er. Doctor:Jama kapor khule Pordar arale boshen giye ami aschi. Rogi:Mane? Doctor:Cheack korte hobe. Rogi:Ok Thank you. 

   

177) Ma: sabdhane jas. Meye: amra 2mr santi priyo santo meye,!!! AMra chele dakhle muchki hasi dite jani. 2mr voy ney ma amrao evteasing korte jani...!!! 

   

178) Ma:Kire tui Orna Poris Ni Keno,Meye:Ki Korbo Bolo Calera Je OrnaNiaTanatani Kore,Ma:Mittha Bolis keno.Nije Fashion Korbi R Dos Dibi Celeder. 

   

179) Baba:Aj toke Bazar Kora Sikhabo.Dokandar Je Dam Bolbe Tar Theke 10tk Kom Bolbi.Cele:Ai Pencil Tar Dam Koto?DOKNDAR:10tk.Cele:Free Diben? 

   

180) Callager principal Callage pridorson korsilen amon somoy dekhlen ek Teacher ek satri k kiss korche amon somoy Principal: ki hosse akhane ? Teacher: mere to sob somoy bujhano jay na tai Valobasa diye bujhassi....!! 

181) Stu:Sir "I'M Going Now"Er Bangla Ortho Ki.? Sir:Ami Akhon Chole Jacci.! Stu:ShalaKuttar bacca Ans Na Diye Kothay Jacchis.? Sir:What! 

   

182) Shami & Stree jhogra howar pore adalote Shami tar Stree ke chere dise.Okil tar Soto Chele ke bollo BaBu tumi thakba kar sathe.Chele ami thakbo jar vagge Computer Pore tar Sathe. 

   

183) Chele:Uncle apni ki Police? Police:Yes keno? Chele:Amar abbu bolse bipode porle police er help nite. Police:Ki shomessah tomar. Chele:Amar jutar fita khule geche. Police:ki. . . . .? 

   

184) Husband:Amar onek khomota ache.Wife:Dekhao.Husband:Ami ai train take thamabo.Wife:Thamao.Husband:Tomar Lal blause khulte hobe Warning dite.Wife:What? 

   

185) Fokir: ma go kichu vikka den.. Buri: vikka dite parbona. Fokir: taile kichu khabar den? Buri: achcha ruti banai dimu.! Fokir: taile amar number ta rakho>017..... missedcall dio. 

   

186) Sir:Boloto Abul jar kache ache se hate niye kore R jar kache nai se angul dhukiye kore.Abul:sir tooth brush.Sir:last question olpo dhukaile betha R purota dhukaile aram.Abul:Sir Churi. 

   

187) Ak vikkhuk 50tk ay kore 5Star hotel e lunch korte gelo.lunch korar pore bil holo 4580 tk hotel menager tk na peye vikkhuk ke police er hate dilo.vikkhuk 50tk ghush diye police er nikot theke chole gelo. 

   

188) Asami:Police ke boltese Sir apnar Tupi pore geche onumoti dile niye astam.Police:Haire haramjada amake faki diye chole jabi ta hobena Tui Ekhane dara ami Tupi niye asi. 

   

189) Mofiz:Jotish er nikot giye bollo amar dan hat chulkay.Jotish:Tor Shompod barbe.Mofiz:Bam hat O.Jotish:Tor bidesh Shafor hobe.Mofiz:Dan hatu O tay.Jotish:Rege bollo Haramjada tor chulkani hobe. 

   

190) Boy:tomader Prem Kemon? Girl:Keno, Internet System? Boy:Bojhlam Na. Girl:Ajker por theke tumi Delete. kal Notun ek jon ke Download kortesi.Boy:what? 

191) Mofiz:Bristir dine chata niye briste te hatitese ak lok mofiz ke question chatar vitore futa keno. Mofiz:Haire boka jate bojha jay briste theme geche. 

   

192) 2friend intervew dite geche. Sir:1971 shale koto jon manush mara geche. 1friend:30 lokkho. Sir:Tumi Successfull. Sir:30 lokkhor name bolo? 2friend:Sune Behush. 

   

193) Boss:kire toke chakry theke bad korar por theke tui amar basar samne paikhana korish ken toke police er nikot dibo.Boltu:Boss ami apnake atai bujhalam j ami vat na kheye Morini. 

   

194) Doctor:Ak rogike boltesen khabar dhaka Rakhben tahole R rog jibanu hobena.Rogi:Boltese doctor dhaka ken Cumilla Rakhle hobena. 

   

195) Wife:Ogo,Biyer Ageto onek kicu gift dite,Akon dawna keno Hus:Mach dorar age Borsite khabar dite hoy,mach dorar por noy.Wife:ki bolle? 

   

196) Bashor rate abul mia khub confuse! wife'r sathea ki kotha bolbe! 5gonta por onek cinta kore bollo apnar family ki jane je apni rate amar sathe thakben? 

   

197) Sir: ki beper shibu, 2mi to khub valo chale., everyday matha nichu kore amr lecture sono. Tahole aaj keno kotha bolcho..?? Shibu: actually sir, aaj amr internet pakege shes hoye gache!!!. . . . . 

   

198) 1lok gan kortece"Poran jay joliare"ei gan sune r 1lok 1balti pani tar buke deledilo.Lok1:Are vai eta ki korlen 2nd:Keno,Vai agun nibe nai? 

   

199) Gf:Jan, ki korco? Bf:tomake niye vabchi.gf:tumi amake niye ato vabo? Bf:Vabbonaa!tumi 3bar amar miss call dore 33poisa sesh korcho.tay vabteci? 

   

200) Teacher:Boltu ami tomar Tiffen kheye felsy. Boltu:Keno Sir. Teacher:khuda lagsilo ty. Boltu:Ok Sir. Teacher:Tomar ammur kache amar kotha bolbena. Boltu:Sir ami bolbo ammu amar Tiffen 1 ta kuttay kheye felse. 

   

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201) Basor rate sami tar bower kacha galobou- khobordar amar kacha asbena.Sami-kano?Bou-ma k khota deiachi biyer pore ashopcare dibo? 

   

202) F1:Aj Na Tor Biye Howar Kotha? F2:R Bolis Na Biye Ta Venge Gese. F1:Keno? F2:Mosa Mere. F1:Mosa Ta Kotay chilo? F2:Sosurer Gale.F1:hahaha. 

   

203) Boy:Dhukse Sona. Girl:Hmm dhukse. Boy:Aro dhukaiba. Girl:Na. Boy:Cholo R Ghorar dorkar nei ai juta ta niye chalo. 

   

204) Teacher:Pora hoise. Satry:Na Sir. Teacher:Why? Satry:Sir why le whyte paren Pora paribona. Teacher:Rubish. 

   

205) Apni ki lagaite chan? Na na lojjar kichu nei ! Sobai to lagay, apni bad jaben keno? Nije lagan ebong oporke lagate utshaho din..!! 

   

206) 2mi bir, 2mi duroy, 2mi banglali, 2mi sahoshi and 2mar sorire ache onek jor! 2mi amar gramer sey murgi- Chor. Ha..ha..ha.....!! 

   

207) Fokir:24TK den,kopi khabo. Man:kopi to 12tk Fokir:Girlfrnd nia khabo. Man:Fokir hoyeo G.F banaiso! Fokir:Ji na,G.F amake fokir banaise! 

   

208) wif:2mi proti rate keno tipa tipi koro,2mar jonno akto gomate parina,2mar ki moja lage. hus:2mi jodi smsbd calate bojte koto moja. 

   

209) SIR:Valobasar Ojon Koto? STU:80 Kg. Sir:Kamne Bujla? Stu:Valobasa Mane 2ti Moner Milon. Amra Jani,1Mon=40Kg& 2 Mon=40+40=80Kg,Sir: good. 

   

210) Hus:ami jodi more jai,2mi ki abar biye korbe? Wife:na,ami amr boner sathe thakbo.2mi? Hus:2mi jodi more jao amio 2mr boner sate thakbo 

   
s211) Student:Sir apnar pant er chain khola.Teacher:Ediot bolbi Makeup khola.Student:Porer din Sir apnar lipestick ber hoye geche.Teacher:What. . . . ? 

   

212) Chele:Ammu 1 glass pani niye aso. Ammu:Ami busy achi. Chele:Please ammu niye aso. Ammu:Akta thappor dibo. Chele:Thappor dewar shomoy 1 glass pani niye Eso. 

   

213) Child: baba untyer pet fula keno? Fathar: 2mi janona !! Child: na baba. Father: untyer pet e pani vora. Child: oh!! No,, tahole to baccha dube jabe..!! 

   

214) Chakor:Boss er jonne 1 cup cha anar somoy tar angul ta silo cup er vitore.Boss:Cha khawar pore jiggas korlo angul cup er vitore silo ken.Chakor:Doctor bolse.Boss:Pachar vitore Rakhtee.Chakor:Age Pachar vitore silo. 

   

215) Police:Fasi hobar purbe tomar last chawa ki.Asami:Ami airtel sim diye net use korte chai.Police:Eto sim thakte airtel keno.Asami:airtel sim er Net speed dekhle ami emnitei more jabo. 

   

216) Boy:Apu tomar name ki? Girl: Paye dekhabo Naki mukhe bolbo. Boy:Mane? Girl:Amar name Nupoor. Boy:Ha Ha Ha. . . 

   

217) Sir: BBC mane ki? Stu: Bela Biscuit Company. Stu2: Bangladesh Bibaho Company. Sir: Boro Beyadob Chele.. Stu: Sir apnar ta o thik ache,..! 

   

218) Jodi 2may boli chad, Amar hobe oporadh, jodi 2may boli ful, hobe Amar vul, But jodi 2may boli 2mi bador , Sobai bolbe bah! Upadhita onek sundor! Ha..ha..ha.. 

   

219) Brother:Kire apu namaz pore kar jonno doya korli.? Sister:tor jonno. Bro:Amar jonno abr ki doya korli? Sis:2r jeno 1ta sundor "DULAVAI" hoy. 

   

220) boy:Accha jan 2mi ki bibahito"girl:Keno jan boy:Kal rate je phone dorchilo se ki tumar husband? girl:Chi.Ota to amar choto children"boy: What? 

221) Meye:ma amader College akjon sundor sir asche.Ma: mone rakbi sir babar soman.Meye: sudu nijer kotha vable ma!R amr kota akto vable NA. 

   

222) Hus:10 bocore tumi amke matro 1ta sontan diyecho? Ami 2mke R rakhbona. Wife:R-a boka,2mr choto vai na thakle to setao hotona. Hus:What? 

   

223) Fokir:Ami ondho,vikkha den.Man:2mi j sotti e ondho ami kivabe bujbo?Fokir:0i j pakhi ta dekhtecen? Man:Ha! Fokir:Ami kin2 dekhtecina.. 

   

224) Bf:bikale aso!Gf:kotai? B:valobasa taware!G:seta kotai?B: prem cottorer kase! G:Asbo kivabe?B:jibon owalake bolbe,buker vitore duke thik bame. 

   

225) Wife:Biye kake bole? Hus:Rate bolbo, Wife:Na akhon bolo, Hus:Wife k joriye kiss kore bollo etake biye bole. Wife:Amon biye amar ko2 hoice. Hus:What?..! 

   

226) SIR:5ti pakhir nam bolo? Stu:kak, Bok,Moyna,Tia,& Riya.SIR:Riya eta abar kon pakhi? Stu:chinen na apnr meye Riya amr poran pakhi.SIR: What? 

   

227) Police:Licence kothay? Student:Vule basay Rekhe aschi.Police:500 tk diye chole ja.Student:20tk Silo.Police:Dao.Student:Flexiload koresi.Police:Tahole Pit ta khaijaiya diye ja. 

   

228) gf:ai 2mi amak kivabe love koro.bf:2mi je vabe koro amio sevabe love kori.gf:haramjada tahole 2i o amar mo2 time pas koris.bf:what?

229) Akta meyer mobile oporichito number e call asche.Meye:hello.Boy:Tor ki kono boy friend ache.Girl:ache apni ke? Boy:ami tor vy dara Tor khobor ache. 

   

230) Student: Sir biral chinmu kivabe. Teacher:Lej dekhle. Student: Pakhi chinmu kivabe. Teacher: Dana dekhle. Student: Preamika chinmu kivabe. Teacher:Vaab dekhle haram jada. 

231) Teacher:Tumi amake 5 te chumu dile ami tomake 5 te chumu dilam Total koita chumu. Girl:10 te chumu. Teacher:Tumi khele koita. Girl:5 te. 

   

232) Teacher:Boltu kothay thako tumi. Boltu:Baba Mar kache. Teacher:Tomar Baba Maa kothay thake. Boltu:Amar Sathe. Teacher:ki? 

   

233) Ak jon lok Sigaret khor der shikkha dewar jonne sigaret er dhuwa akta glass er vitore rekhe koikta poka vitore dilo kichu khon pore poka gulo mara gelo.Lokti jara jara sigaret khay tader jiggash korlo er theke apnara ki shikkha pelen.Ak sigaret khor dariye bollo er theke bojha jai sigaret khele Pater sob poka makor more jai. 

   

234) Teacher:kire boltu class e sobai aksathe aslo R tui keno late kore asli.Boltu:sir shob banor aksathe chole R Shingho sudhu eka eka chole ei bar bujlen ami ki? 

   

235) SoN:baba, tumar mathar 3ta chul peke geche keno? Baba:Tui meyeder shudhu tiss korish to tar tension e! SoN:taito boli dadur matar sob chul paklo keno! 

   

236) Bow: 1 ta kotha bolbo, Marba na to? Sami: Na, bolo.. Bow: Ami pregnant! Sami: A to anonder kotha! Bow: Collage life a baba sune marchilo! 

   

237) Sir:Boloto Doctor Asibar Purbe Rugi Mara Gelo,eta Kon Kal?Student:ha!ha!ha sir Apni eto Boka,eta o Janen Na! etake bole Intekal.Sir:what? 

   

238) Boy:Bolo to biyer pore Meyera Mota hoy keno. Girl:Ador Paye. Boy:kivabe bujle. Girl:Jemon Shishu Soto belay ador Paye Mota thake. Boy:Thik bolso. 

   

239) Girl:Tumiki satar katite Paro. Boy:Na. Girl:kije bolo tumi amar basar kukurtao to satar katite pare. Boy:Tumi paro. Girl:Hmm pari. Boy:Tahole to tumi kukur tar Motoi. 

   

240) ak lok tar bou k jore akta chor marlo,,, r bollo jake manus mare take se besi valobase... kotha sune tar bou tar ceye digun jore akta chor marlo,,, r bollo 2me ki mone kro? ami 2make valobasi na!!! 

241) bor r bouer jhogra lagce... jhogra colte colte bou borke hotat akta chor marlo... bor: 2me amake ki fun kore mereco na sotti mereco??? bou: sotti mereci... bor: beche gele. karon 2me to janoi ami fun like kori na... 

   

242) Choto Choto Chele-meye preme poreche. Parke giye tara abar dhora kheyeche. K dekheche k dekheche Teacher dekheche. Ebar bolo Teacher keno parke giyeche? 

   

243) Sir: shek Mujib bolechilo, rokto jokhon dichi rokto aro debo. Stu: Rokter group jodi na mile? Sir: chup beadob, Hasina Sunle Rajakarer mamla Dibe!! 

   

244) Lichu churi korte giye dhora porlo RANA. Malik: Chol, toke aj tor baper kache niye jabo. RANA: Baba to barite nei. Malik: tahole kothay tor bap? Rana: oi je, oporer dale!! 

   

245) Sir:kire 2ra mara-mari korcis kno?St:sir,o amr lovr k jOr kore kiss korece.Sir:2r lovr k?St:sir,apnr meye Sir:ki?Mar sala k aro jore mar!! 

   

246) Sir: boloto boltu meyeder namer prothome "miss" likhe keno? Boltu: meyera phone besi besi misscall dey tai..ha..ha..ha... 

   

247) SIR: Boloto pakhi kake bole.?? Student: Jar dom ase,urte pare,gan gaite pare take pakhi bole.SIR: Good. Akta example bolo dekhi....? Student: Mosha!! 

   

248) Husband:kal amar shopne 1ta sweet meye asheclo.what a sweet girl she was! Wife:meyeta of course aka cilo. Husband:yes,but tumi kivabe janle? Wife:ami jani bcoz tar handsome husband amar shopne asheclo. 

   

249) Girl:kara sundor? Chelera na meyera? Boy:Chelera.Girl: keno? Boy:Beacuse Chelera sundor bole meyeder moto sajte hoyna. 

   

250) Collage e Ladiese toilate nd Chele der toilate pasha pashi.Chele der toilate e Abul bose ache.Hotath kore ladiese toilate theke shobdo elo Hello kemon acho.Abul valo achi.Abar hotath kore shabdo aslo ki korso.Abul Comote e boshe achi.ladiese ami 1 Minite pore asci.Abul Na Na ami busy achi. . . . ? 

   

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251) Ak chele ak meyeke==New style ae propose kortese...Boy: ami ki apnar akta photo tolte pari? Girl: keno? Boy: amar bacchader dekhatam biyer age tader ma kemon chiLo.. 

   

252) Ak lok Rastar pashe dariye Hisu kortese.Ta ak Meye dekhe Naak dheke pash diye jaitese.Shamne R ak lok dekhe tara tari chain atkaitese & lokti bollo koto boro fazil Meye chokh na dheke Naak dheke jay. 

   

253) F1:Amar Bow Paliya Gece.F2;Police ke Jana! F1:Na,er Age Amr Honda Churi Hoyecilo,Police Peye 3Mash USE Korar Por Ferot Dice.Ebaro Jodi Tay Hoy. 

   

254) Sir: k k INDIA jabe hat tulo? 1ta meye chara shobai hat tullo; sir: tumi INDIA jabe na kno? Meye: INDIA te Imran Hashmi ache,o shudu meyeder Lip Kiss kore tai jabo na 

   

255) Girl:Acca Ki Korle Apni Amake Distrab Korben Na? boy:Ami 1line Gan Gaibo,next Line 2make gaite hobe.girl:0k boy:Amar Sonar Bangla.girl:ami 2my,what? 

   

256) TEC:ACHCA PANI TEY BAASH KORA 5 TI PRANYR NAAM BOLO? STU:SIR! 1.BANG 2.BANGER VAI 3.BANGER BONE 4.BANGER MAA 5BANGER BAP 

   

257) Teacher:5 ta fuler name bolo?Student:Beautiful Wonderful Houseful amar boro vy Saiful & amar chacha Ashraful.Teacher:Sala haram jada.Student:Jee Dula vy. 

   

258) Girl:2mi amar jonno ki korte paro? Boy:Sob kicu pari. Girl:Tahole akaser chadta Ane dao. Boy:Haramjadi tahole Eid ki 2r baper mukh dekhe korbo?..! 

   

259) GF:jan 1ta gan sunao.BF:ki gan sunamu? BF:2mar jeta icca.BF:2mai dekle mone hoy amar cele 2mar pete baba baba koy.GF:ja DuSto. 

   

260) ""Dui bondhu jhogra"" ak bondhu aktu durbol,,she mar kheye boltese aj tui bese geli bondhu amar hat theke,khali tole pore gesi bole,thao akta chimti meresi toke 

261) Ma...>jato baba dokan theke akta mes niye ai, chele...>tik ase ma, ma..>mes dekhe nesh chele..>ai nao ma mes, ma>..mese kati kothai chele..>ma tumi na bolle mes dekhe nite,ami akta akta kore kati joliaye dekhesi 

   

262) Bor pokko:Meyer nam ki?Kone pokko:Chagolr chana,murgir chana,she is Ruksana.Celer nam ki?.Bor pokko:Nodir kul manuser vul,he is Abul. 

   

263) Hospitale cele howar por.Baba:Hai Hai cheLe dekhi amar moto hoynai,Hoiche dadur moto!!Wife:mane ki bolte chao? Hus:dekho,1ta dath o nai! 

   

264) Sir:2mi kolpona koro,j 2mi 20tala building a tako R 10taly agun lagce,2kn 2mi ki korbe? Stu:Ami sathe sathe kolpona Off kore dibo.Ha Ha Ha 

   

265) Boy: Apu apni khan ki? Mohila: ki tui amake khan ki bo-lli. Boy:na apni ato mota to tay ki khan jiggas korlam. Mohila:ja dusto. 

   

266) Boy:Excuse me apu,Porshab korar jaygata ek2 dekhaiya diben? Girl:Jah dush2! Age 2marta dekhaw,Tarpor amar ta dekhabo..! 

   

267) F1:Bol2 Sikkhi2 Chor Kara?F2:Jara Murkho Loker Phone a carcale Khule Point Churi Kore!F1:Exmpl daw! F2:Je Sms Ta Pore Hasbe Se Churi Koreche 

   

268) 1friend:kire tor baba na doctor tor vya daat sara jonmo nilo ken. 2friend:hmm amar vya vule daat sara jonmo nilo kintu tor baba na tailars tor vya lengta jonmo nilo ken. 

   

269) Boy:Hi, sundori tumar nam ki?Girl: Ei college-e sobai amake bon bole dake.-.- Boy:TahoLe tumi sey meye jar joNno sobai amake duLavai dake? 

   

270) Akta Chor ghorer vitore dhuke Almari khule vitore lekha dekhlo ai khane Tiple vitorer doyer khulbe.Takhon Chor Button Tiplo sathe sathe calling bell bajar pore police Eshe Chor ke dhore Thanay niye gelo.Nd Chor bollo Manush ke R bissash kora jabena.Police ki bolli Tui? 
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271) Ak chor ak boka Cheler poket theke Mobile churi kore niye Gese.Boka chele Chorer pichu pichu dowriya dhorte na Pere se bollo sala Charger nite aslei dhora porbi. 

   

272) Police:Fasi hohar purbe apnar Shesh chawa ki? Ashami:Amar cheler biye dekha.Police:Apnar cheler biye kobe.Ashami:kal jonmo hoise.Police:What. . . ? 

   

273) Boltu:Ai je vy apni bollen ai hotel e wife free koi amito pelam na.Hotel Manager:Vy apni mone hoy sunte vul koresen wife free dewa hoina Free dewa hoi Wi-Fi.Boltu:HaHaHaHa 

   

274) Boy:Boloto kon jaigay Meyeder pream er propose korle chelera successful hoy.Girl:Shahid Minar e Propose korle.Boy:Keno? Girl:Oikhane Paye Juta thakena ty. 

   

275) F1: boloto Biyer pore sami sukhi naki bow sukhi? F2: tumar kane angul dukie dekho; kan moza pelo naki angul moza pelo ebar bujo sami sukhi naki bow sukhi 

   

276) 100%Bonus!Priyo Grahok,21ta Biye Korle Apni Paben 21ta bow,21ta sasuri,21ta sosur,21ta basor rat,21ta Sosurbari.jole utun bow er agune. 

   

277) Boy:2mi amake ki rokom vaLobasho?Girl:MobiLe JmoN sim kE tar bukher majhe rake ami o 2make emoN vaLobashi.Boy:2mar mobiLe duel sim nato?☺ 

   

278) Boltu:I Love you?Tumi amake I Love you bolo Pinkey please.Pinkey:Darao ami Sir ke bole dibo.Boltu:Chitker kore bollo Na Pinkey Sir er kache Bolo Na.Pinkey:Keno bolbona.Boltu:Ami sir er Meye ke valobasi.Pinkey:Na jan ami bolbo na. 

   

279) Husband:Sunso ami jodi more jai tahole tumi amar bondhu boltu ke biye koro.Wife:Tumi je ki bolo tumi more gele ami tomar bondhu boltu ke biye korbo.Amar ki kono choice nai. 

   

280) Boy: ami 2mar jonnu shob korte pari" Girl: jibon dite parbe? Boy:hmm,parbo" Girl: tahole daw! Boy: dite pari kinto tar jonnu 2mk biye korte hobe! Girl: kno? Boy: karon 2mar amar biye hole amader ekta baccha hobe! Girl: tahole 2mi jibon dile koi? Boy: dilam toh! ei j amader baccha tar ki jibon neI 

   

281) Goru R Sagoler majhe kotha.... Goru: kothay jao sagol? Sagol: hate jai? Goru: hate keno, 2make hat niye giye bikri kore diye Eid e jobai korbe... Sagol: no tention..no tention..no tention amar jibon bima kora ache... 

   

282) Sakib Khan Comilla Ek Hostel e geche.Waiter: Sir Apni Ki Morgi Khan ?Sakib Khan: nah,ami Sakib Khan... 

   

283) Maa:Sabdhane jas! Meye:Amra tumar Shanti priyo santo Meye, Chele dekhle Muski Hashi dite jani,tumar voy nei ma amrato tanki marte jani!!→ 

   

284) waif"tumi amk kotota valobasho? Husband"shob chay bashi. waif"Proman ki? Husband"janu;upor wala jodi amak amar Priyo jinis Korbani Dite Bole; tahole Bisshas Koro ami tumak-e Korbani Dibo,I Love U So Much janu 

   

285) Dog1: kire dosto ato rege koi jas? Dog2: R bolis na 1 halay amar girl friend k kiss korche, tare dhorum. Dog1: se kothay? Dog2: hala ekhon sms portece... 

   

286) Boy: Ami tomar Moner Vitor 1br Gure Aste Chai? girl: Na Na ta Hobena! boy:keno? Girl:Taholeto Amar Moner Vitor K K Ache tumi Sob Jene Jabe. 

   

287) Sir:kire tui eibar ssc porikhay fail korle keno tui to valo student. Student:sir ki korbo amar abbu ammu bolse eibar porikhay fail korle amake biye diye debe ty ami fail koresi. Sir:ki bolle tui. Student:ami amar abbu ammu ke khub voi pai ty fail koresi. 

   

288) Boy:- Baba, Girl friend ki?? Baba:- jokhon 2mi valo chheLe hobe tokhoN 1ta pabe! Boy:- R jodi vaLoNa hoy? Baba:-TahoLe onek guLo pabe. 

   

289) f1:kal amr abbu tv te film dektese.hotat filme agun dorse.abbu agun.agun kore chikkar kore.f2:tarpor? f1:ammu ese tv upor pani dele dilo! 

   

290) Boy:-I Love U.Girl:- what?Boy:-Kisuna filmta khub hit koresilo!Girl:-kuttar bacca.Boy:-what?Girl:-Ashce Eid-E Filmta mukti pabe. 

291) Son:-ma,amr ojon koto hobe?mother:-32kg.son:- tahole amk diear poralekha hobe na.mother:-keno?son:- amr schooler teacher bolechen..poralekhai 1mon na hole cholbe na. 

   

292) Ekbar exame proshno ashlo...what is CHALLENGE?? Boltu vai pura khata khali raikha shes patay liklen...parle amare pass koriaia dekha!!it's called CHALLENGE. 

   

293) Teacher:-Nanir mrittur kotha bole 4bar chuti niyeco.1jon lok koybar mara jai?student:-sir,ki r korbo!! nani jotobar mara jai,nana to tobar biye kore!!! 

   

294) Ma:Kire Ajke Ato Deri Holo Keno?? Cele:r bono na ma,,,,Rastay Onek Jam Pore Cilo Tai .Ma:Tahole 2/1kg Niye Ashti,Tor Baba JAM Khub Pocondo Kore!! 

   

295) Girl:-kal amr brithday! boy:-wow!ki chow ai b'day te?girl:-Ring.boy:- ok,ringdebo kintu receive korbe na.balance nai!! 

   

296) madam puspo namer 1 chattrike ask krsc.madam:- puspo,boloto tmr namer ortho ki?puspo:-fuj.madam:- good.aibar 5ti fuler nam bolo.puspo:- greatful,beautiful,houseful,faithful,ashraful. 

   

297) Man1:-vai cagol nie kothai jacchen..?man2:- napiter kace....man1:-cagol nie jacchen kno?man2:- cagoler dari boro hoyce,Na katle police Rajakar bole nie jabe!! 

   

298) 2jon lok kotha bolce.,.1st man:-oi meyeta k biye korar jonno gramer ordek lok pagol.2nd man:- belis ki?1st man:-ha!ordek lok karon baki ordeker sathe or biye hoye gache!!! 

   

299) Nana:-oi tui bod gache kno?nati:-akhan theke Enginiaring colleger meyeder dekha jache.nana:-hat 2ta chere de.nati:-kno?nana:-tor to meye dekher sokh.nati:- ha.nana:-hat cere dile madicel colleger meyeder dekte parbi kache theke. 

   

300) Jibbiggan class a sir&student kotha hosce.,....Sir:-konghal ki? stu:-kongkal hosche amon akjon loke je daiting suru korechilo but stop korte vule gache.sir:-what? 

301) Ak meye train a uthese bt ticket kate nai.akon ticket checker ar moddhe kotha hocche.tc:-ticket dekhan.m:- ticket diye ki hobe,amr cheharatai to ticket.tc:-tahole jorimana den.m:-kno?tc:- karon apni uthesen 1st class e kintu apner chehara hoilo third class Er. 

   

302) 2 frnder maje kotha hosce 1st frnd:-Boloto,biyer somoy meyera Laal saree pore kano?2nd frnd:- Shongshare dhukar age 1number bipod skonket janiye debar jonno!!! 

   

303) frnd1:-Dost,kal amader 1st bibaho barshik,2r vabike 0bak korar mo2 ki upohar dewa jai bol2?frnd2:- bost,vabike talak diye de,0bak hoye jabe!!! 

   

304) Baba:tor result kemon holo?chele:Doctor er pola fail koreche.baba:tue ki korechis?chele:chirman er pola 0 fail koreche.baba:ami 2mr result er kotha bolchi.chele:2mr chele kon MP,R kar pola hoiche je pass korbe. 

   

305) Sir computer class nebar somoy ak student k jiggas korlen,boloto PC Er purnorup ki?student:- Priyanka Chopra!!sir:- What??? 

   

306) Onek Din por husband bibes theke ase wifer kole soTTo bacca deke bolen aita ki 2mr....Jobabe wife bole=>Apni ja vabsen asole ta Na.cele kintu amr Na celer baba jar sosur,Tar baba amr sosur".Bolento celeti KaR??? 

   

307) Studen:Sir bekub kake bole. Sir:jara na je na bujhe baje kotha bole. Student:sir tahole ki apni bekub amar ammu apnake bole tor sir aje baje kotha bole somoy late kore. Sir:what. . . . . . . . . . . . . 

   

308) Ek school boy R girl sathe kotha hosse..Boy:- school life ta ki chomotkar chilo!!Onek meyera bol2 ami 2my valobasi.Girl:-kokhon bolto?Boy:-jokhon amra Ek 7the jatioo Shongit Gaitam.!! 

   

309) 1Boy R Girl kotha boltese.....Boy:-Apu Aper Pant chira!!Girl:-O Kichu Na.New Fashion!Tai Nijey chirlam.Boy:-Haramjadi 2ra chirle Fashion R amra Chirle NirjatoN,Eve-Tessing!!! 

   

310) Boy:apu ami ki apnake kichu bolte pari. Girl:fazil er baccha. Boy:amiki apnake kichu korte pari. Girl:Sotolok. Boy:ami ki apnake kichu dite pari. Girl:rastar chele. Boy:Niye tara tari chole jan. . 
by - Md jafar Iqba

311) Chele:ammu pream kore kara. Maa:jara pora lekha bad diye dustami kore. Chele:ammu ami kormu. Maa:dara tui ki bolle? 

   

312) Bedeshi;-How Are you.??Jelee;-hower khub jor bere6e!! Bedeshi;-How mouch.???jelee;-elish mouch..!!bedeshi;- OK.~~jelee;-ok apne chinben naa..!!!!! 

   

313) Nati:- Dadu! Dadu!,,, ki moja ami pass korchi,,,,,,,,,,,,,C grade paichi. Dadu:- dadu vai cegreat ta amKe de2,ak2 tan mari,Akiz biri khaite r valo lagena. 

   

314) Chin er 1meye k bangali 1cele biye krlo. Kichu din por meyeti mara jay.Tokhn chler bondhu bollo"agei bolci,made in china besi din jayna" 

315) Boy:I love u. Girl:dur! Boy:tomake biye korbo. Girl:dur! Boy:tomake chara bachbo na. Girl:dur! Boy:tomar jonno hira hundi anechi. Girl:sotti. Boy:dur! 

   

316) 5Lak taka hariye baba cele k bollo amk 1glass pani daw tooh vai. wife:chi,,,,2mi cele k vai bolle? hus:eto taka harale emoni hoy re ma. wife: what?... 

   

317) Ami valobasar 1st bowlar. Ball korlam, 2mar monar wicket porlo. Stamp venge khan khan. But 2mr "ammu" 3rd umpire. Ans dilo no ball... Ahh! Ami ses! 

   

318) Police:Asamike dhore boltese kire toke 3bar thanay anlam tor lojja hoina. Asami:Amake 3bar dhore bolen tor lojja hoina R apni je protidin thanay asen apnar lojja hoina. Police:Ki bolle. . . 

   

319) ki voyonkor kobita! ata gache totha pakhi, dalim gache moow. maj rate hothat dekhi tumi amar bow.!!!! ha ha ha. 

   

320) Girl:New Film ace? Dokondar:I Love U!Girl:Stupid. Dokandar:Eta Aseni.Girl:Idiot.Dokondar:Eta Bikri Hoe Gece.Girl:Boka naki? Dokander:Etar shoting choltece.. 

321) Collage theke Bari Fircilam.Rasty 18 Yearer 1ti Meye Oggan hoye Pore ace.Take HospitalNea gelam.Doctor Bollo"Apni BaBa Hote Cholecen"Oh No! 

   

322) customar: vai jan apnader new toyota car er ki obosta?. seller: obosta valo shodo horn chara r baki shob sound kore 

   

323) Boy:I love u jan,Do u love me?Girl:Jodi yes boli tahole ki korbe?Boy:Ami khushite more jabo.Girl:Jaw 2make baciye dilam."I hate U..! 

   

324) Premik-Premika Nirjone:--Premika tar kapor khule bollo-"Amar sob kichu aj tomai dilam.Premik:-Jah dustu! Ami to purush,Tomar kapor diye ami ki Korbo...?..! 

   

325) Boy:Bolona kothai tumi!A buke aso kon pashe? Girl:Ami aci tumar buker bam pashe. Boy:Bam pase keno? Girl:Karon,Bam pase tumar takar poket thake..! 

   

326) Doctor: i am sorry apnar chele mara gese..! Chele uthe bollo: na baba ami mori nai..! Baba: chup beyadob! 2i ki doctorer cheye beshi bujis. 

   

327) Girl- ek poloke ektu dekha R ektu besi hole khoti ki??? Boy- Ektu dekhay pocket faka, besi hole vikarir dosha, R ki......!!! 

   

328) Madam morar por chakor gelo kafoner kapor kinte. Dokani:Eto olpo kapore hobe na vai. Cha:Are na,er beshi lagbe na.Amar mem shaheb sob somoy mini skirt porto. 

   

329) Frnd1:janish ami Raate sopne dekhi j ami Fire service er kormi nd agun nibacchi. Frnd2:atato valo sopno.Frd1:kin2 sokale uthe dekhi amr bisana vija 

   

330) >Manush akta ajob jontro. >ken re? >aa re dekh na , dine 24 hour manusher brain kaj kore , bosore 365 din kaj kore. Jonmo theke kaj kore .kintu exam hole dukar pore ar kaj kore na. 
by - Md jafar I

331) School e porikkhai gono tokatuki cholche.. Akjon student likhlo,, sahajahan dhusmoye vhangiya porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,, sahajahan dhusmoye e jangia porten na10  

   

332) Interview akta chele ke prosno kora holo.. vabo j,, Tumi akta building er at tolay roecho.. Amon somoy building e agun dhore gelo.. tumi kivabe nije k bachabe??? Chele: ami vaba bondho kore dbo;) 

   

333) Akta chele'r toposay khushi hoe vogoban dekha deache.. Vogobn: Bollen ami tusto hoechi bor chao... Chele: Provhu apni jamon vabchen ami tamon noi.. ami bor chai na bou chai:D 

   

334) Dakat: Ai, sob goina gati chupchap amake diye de mohila: Ne . Ai ne.. dul ne, har ne, nakhchabi ne, nupur ne,churi ne, sob ne,,, Sob pore moyna seje bose thak,, Dakat: ma amar sorry,, TU TO EMOTIONAL HO GAYI!!! 

   

335) Chele: Tomar nam ki???? Meye: pore blbo na mukhe blbo chele: mane!!!! Meye: Amar nam nupur,, tomar nam ki??? Chele: hate dea blbo? na mukhe dea ?? Meye: mane(ghabre gea)!! Chele: Amar nam prosad.... 

   

336) Rastai hatir bayik kharap hoe glo,, se somoy pipre jacchilo scooty nea sei rasta dea jacchilo,, se hati ke tar scooty te lift dilo.. Kichuta jaoar por peprer para dea jaoar somoy se hati bollo: Ek2 jhuke boso amr bap dekhe nile bas hoe jabe:D 

   

337) Porikkha'r hole akti meye potla ke pencil er khocha mere kachumachu mukh kore bollo,''amake sudhu ai prosner uttorer suru ta ble dao,baki ta ami likhe nebo''.. Potla tokhon khuv savdane akdik-odik takie fisfis kre bollo,THE!!! 

   

338) Son: tk. nai tk. Chai. E,t 2mar abdul hai. Father: takar boro chap, kore dis map, et tor bap. 

   

339) Patient:doctor, ami rate sopno thekesi ami akti brat boro sosa kheye felesi. Doctor:tay ki hoyse patient:kintu ami gum theke othe amar balish khuje pai nai 

   

340) Notun offer!!! Bristir dine vijun r upovog krun jor, sordi, matha betha, kasi soho onek rog. offerti pete 2 hours bristite vijun, r deri noy.. Offerti simito somoyer jonno 

   

341) Sir:Bangla 6 ritur name bolo? Stu: Grishmo,MA,BABA,KAKA,Shit & Bosonto. Sir:What? Stu: sir,Amar mar nam borsha, babar nam Sorot & Kakar nam hemonto. 

   

342) Premik tar premikar jonno hat kete nam likhar por jore jore kadce. Premika:-kadco keno? Betha? Premika:-tomar namer bananta vul hoyece. 

   

343) Dada:bolto nati,shishu jokhon Jonmo ney tokhon kade keno? Nati:keno abar,tar sorile tokhon kono jama kapor thakena tai lojjai kade 

   

344) Son: Ammu amader toilet ta onek valo. Dorja on korle light jole Dorja off korle light off hoy. Ma: ore haramjada! 2i ajo frizze a posrab korsis ! 

   

345) JamEs Er PagLa Hawa 2 (Lungi Version):- Pagla Hawar Thore, Lungi Amar Uru Uru Kore, Ore Ore Hawa Tham Na Re, Lungi Porchi Bohudin Pore..!!! 

   

346) Boy: Boloto "123" er mane ki? Girl: "I LOVE YOU" Boy: Hoy ni. Girl: "I LIKE YOU" Boy: Tao hoyni. Girl: "I HATE YOU" Boy: "I KILL YOU" 

   

347) Ordar!Ordar!Ordar!2mi amr Bondhu howar Oporade Bangladesh dondobidi 302 dhara motabek 2may amr moner karagare jabod Jibon karadondo dewa hlo. 

   

348) Digital cheleder Slogan: Thakbo Nako shart Pore, Dekabo Ebar daho tare. Thakbo ami pent Pore, Hatbo Ami Dong kore, meyera Jeno chok mare. 

   

349) Colleger Class room-e hotath 1shundori meye dhuklo!celera2 dewana,but tar 1ta kotha shune sobai Oggan."vaiara shoren2, roomta jaru dia loi" 

   

350) Teacher: 2mi ki BoLbe ParaGraph Naki DiaLogue.. Student: DiaLogue.. Tea: BoLo.. Stu: Oi Sa.. la Marbo Ekane Las Porbe SosAne.. Tea: Kii..!! Stu: 2r Bap FaTa KesTo.... 

351) Ak loker chele hobe. Er ashay ashay tar bouer 6ti meye hoyche. Aro akbar try kore. Ei bar ki hobe tar oppekay. akdin akta somoy chotto meye baba ke khobor dei baba amar aro akta bon hoiche... BaBa: hmm.. meyeto hobe ota to akta girls school gate. 

   

352) Ma: sesh porjonto ai meyekei biya korli? Gayer rong kalo, chokh tera, daat poka, nak bocha?Cele: ma 2mi aro jora bolo,o kane o sune na!! Ma: ki ? 

   

353) Sir: jodi 3ta apple er dam 30 taka hoi tobe amar boyosh koto? Roll no1: matha chulkachche roll no2: kolom kamrachche damish stu: sir 50 bochor sir: right yui kmne formula ber korli? Damish stu: sir amader oikhane 1ta half-mad ache or boyosh 25 bochor... 

   

354) Husband er kothay wife Engling shikhe. Akdin Dupur belai. Husband ke vat diye bole ei nao dinner. Husband: Gadha, akhon dupur Lunch bole. Wif: Tumi Gadha, tomar choddogusti gadha. Ei gulo gotokal raat er vat... 

   

355) Jele: Vai Apni Kotay Chakri Koren? Man: Companite. Jele:Ta Holeto Ami Apnar Cheye Uchu Levele Achi.Man:Kno? Jele:Amito Beshi Panite Chakri Kori. 

   

356) A Dear Mosa, 2mar Valobasar Ottachar Amar R Sojjo hoccena Jokhon tokhon KISS, Gan sunano Off koro. Ami BreakUp Cai. Aj Theke 2mar amar Maje | Koyel | thakbe! 

   

357) 1ta Sundron Jaigay, 1ti Sundron Poribesh,Khula Mat, Shitol Batas,Fuler Bagan,Pakhir Gan, Pashe Nodi & Pahar. Akhane 1ta Bari Atai Valobasa. 

   

358) Sir:tomar nam bolo. St:I NO.sir: tor nam nai? st:I=ami, No=na ami+na=amin bujla.sir:what? 

   

359) Ki Norom ahh! Ki Gorom ahh! Ki Jala Oh! Ar koto,Pani Khabo! Ar Parchina jole jcche Gaame vije jacche. Dur keno je alam ei Moruvumir Balite! 

   

360) Sir class ae lecture dichche"1din moha proloy hobe,asman jomin sob fate jabe" 1student dariye bollo"sir oi din ki school bondo takbe ??? 
361) 1fnd: tui biye korle ami jodi tor wife-r 7e1 rat thaki,tor kono apotti ase? 2fnd:thakis amr kono apotti nai,biye to amitor Bon K e KorbO. 

   

362) Meye: Ammu Amar number a K jeno I Love U Msg patease. MA: Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateache tar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiye daw. 

   

363) "Priyo Grahok,apnar prem shesh hobaragey notun lover khuje nin.Apnarbortoman lover onner sathe linemarteche. Quickly recharge your love" 

   

364) Sir: H.S.C purno rup ki? Student:"Headmastar sendel chor"Sir: "Harmjada soytan chele".Stu: Apnar tao motamoti thik ache.sir:wHAt? 

   

365) Shosur R Jamai' er Moddhe Kotha Hocche... Jamai: Kemon Achen? Shosur: Valo,Kintu tumar Shasuri to Mrittupoth Jatri... Jamai: Dowa Kori Jatra Jeno Shuvo Hoy! 

   

366) Gonak: apne komse kom 100 bosor bachben, Man: jodi na bache? Gonak: ta hole ase amer 2 gale 2 ta char marben. 

   

367) Wife: 2mer bondhu jake bia korte jasse sei meea ta akta dajjal, take baron koro. Hus: keno baron korbo? Se ki amer somoy baron korsilo? 

   

368) sir:1ta kobita bol.! stu:josna rate,bodna hate,giyechilam PAIKHANAte,kon j ...,marlo dola,..A poreni,vaggo vala..! sir:dara! bondhura don't mind 

   

369) Sir:tumi kalke college ashoni kano? Std: pan veja chilo. Sir: tomar pan to shedin veja chilo.aj abar . Tomar ki hoye jay amake bolo. Std: ami choto thaka kalin bisana veja tam.akhon ki jani, shokale ghum theke uthe dekhi pan veja. LOVE MIX 

   

370) F1:Jdi 2ke kew miscall diy jaly 2b taK SMS korbi.F2:SMSe ke likbo? F1:likbe,Kgu 2mi mohan"gadha"call diccho amy adha adha 

   

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371) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo?Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what? 

   

372) Man1:assa vai ai rasta ta ki, hospital er dike geche? Man2:are vai ai rasta hospital er dike jabe keno! Rastar ki osok korese naki? Ai rasta tato 200 bosor dore akhanei ase! 

   

373) Pagol1: Janish Majhe Majhe amar eccha kore Sara duniatake kine feli !! Pagol2: Eto Soja Naki , ota bikri korar kono ecche akhon amar nei. 

   

374) Sagor : Dekh Tuhin, oi Meyeta amay dekhe muchki muchki haasche Tuhin : Tao bhalo, ami toke jebar pratham dekhechilam, 3 din amar haasi thameni ! 

   

375) Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-) 

   

376) Jui tar Protibeshini-ke: Amar husband kaal raate alu kinte beriyechhilo, ekhono phereni. Protibeshi : Aha, tate ki hoyeche, alu chhaarai ranna kore phelo ! 

   

377) Jakir bhai doure giye thanay dhuke officer-ke bollo : Amake arrest korun. Ami amar bou-er mathay lathi merechhi. Officer : Se ki ? Mara gechhe ? Jakir bhai : Arre na. O oi lathi ta niyei amar pichhone tara korechhe. 

   

378) Petrol -er daam barbar bere jawa te sabai birakta. Shihab tar bike niye Petrol pump -e giye bollo : 10 takar petrol dao to. Attendant : Sir 10 takar petrol-e gaari cholbe na. Shihab : Arre, ota tank-e noy, bike-er opore choriye dao. Aaj sal* aagun lagiye debo. 

   

379) Jakir bhai 1 Hotel -er manager -ke bollen : Ei hotele ami ek saptaho aage ele khushi hotam. Ta shune manager khushi hoye bollo : Thank you Sir. Jakir bhai bollen : Na se katha noy. Ek saptaho aage ele je khabar ta aaj ami khelam seta tatka petam. 

   

380) Shihab-er jemon swabhab, ekta sundari meyeke dekhe bollo :Apnake kothao dekhechi. Meyeta bollo: Se to aboshyai.... AMI JE PAGLA GAROD-ER NURSE ! 

381) Jakir: Shihab,neeche tor Boss -ke 3 jon dhore petachche. Taratari chal Shihab: 3 jon-i jothesto, amar r jawar darkar nei. 

   

382) Teacher: Translate karo "Makhan Lal Sarkar Ishwar Chandra Vidya Sagar -er Mama Chilen" Student: Butter Red Govt. was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea ! 

   

383) Abul bhai -ke ekta kukur tara koreche, friendly kukur . ;-) Jakir bhai tao khub chintay pore geche. Keno ?.....Bhabche ami to AIRTEL -er SIM lagalam, tabe Banglalink -er network keno asche ?! 

   

384) Jakir bhai-ke ekta Truck touch kore diye chole geche. Kichhui hoyni. Tabu Jakir bhai bhoye kaatre poreche.Keno ?... Truck -er pechhane lekha chilo: Asi Bandhu abar dekha hobe ! 

   

385) Police ek Maatal ke dorechhe. Police : Kothay jachchis ? Matal : Mod ( liquor ) khawa je kshatikarak tar sambandhe ekta lecture shunte jachchi. P : Eto ratre ke lecture debe ? M : Aamar bou !! 

   

386) Pore na chokr polok,ki 2mar sms r jolok.Dohai lage, mobile 2mr,ektu rest e rakho.Ami cokh harabo,ondo hobo,eto sms kivabe porbo. 

   

387) idur:hati vai,apner half panta 1tu diben?hati: keno? idur:na mane,kaal amar bibaho, tai apner pant die pandel ta sajabo. 

   

388) Friend 1sudipto:ki re kadcis kno? R 2mr matha fatlo kivabe? Friend 2rasel:ami hat deye wall ta vangte try korcilam ar ma ase bollo,gadha matha ta kaje laga. Ti kaje lagalam. 

   

389) Boy: accha biyer somoy jokhon kone bidayer pala ashe, tokhon kone kade keno? . . GirL: tmi jodi ata bujte paro j, tmk keu tar barite niye Bashon-kushon majabe, tahole ki tmi Dance korbe naki...!!!!! 

   

390) bf=mobile takte 2me amke later patale ken?jodi babar hate jeto?gf= phon korcelam,but 1ta meye bollo "plz try later" tai. 
by - Md jafar I

391) Sir: mod r premer moddhe shomporko ta ki??? stdnt: mod beshi khaoa hle chelera bomi kore, r prem besh hoie gele meyera bomi kore. 

   

392) sir:accha polto kongkal ki? polto:kongkal hoscha amon akjon loke ja daiting suru korchila but stop korta vola gacha. 

   

393) Girl:Ami Amn boy K biye Korbo, J Ranna Korbe, Gor CLEAN Rakbe, Gorer Sob Kaj Korbe. Boy: Taile 2mi Amadr kajr CeleK biye Kro! O sob Pare. Girl: Ki? Boy: sotti... 

   

394) Maa: joldi ghum theke uth. Oi dekh akashe shurjo uthe gese! . . chele: tate ki hoyese maa? O to amar age ghumay. Tai age uthe!!!! 

   

395) - Are boro vai, apner toth purlo kivabe? * R bolo na, tomar vabi baper bari jabe, take train e tule die ekta kiss korechilam. - ki bolen, vabi ke kiss kore ei obostha? * Are na, tomar vabir hat theke kodin muktir anonde train er engine ta ke kiss korechilam 

   

396) Asamir fasir hokom hoyece.asamike jigges kora holo: tomar ses ecce ki? asami:amar wife ar hat ar ranna kabo.to.tomar wife ar hat ar ranna boji khuboi tiptikor?asami:na. or hat ar ranna kele amar more jete ecca kore. 

   

397) Girl 1: tomar boyfriend height koto?girl2: ai to 10 fit 10 inchi.girl1: ato tall tomar boyfriend.girl2: tomar boyfriend ar height koto? girl1:ai to 6 fit.girl2: ato choto tomar boyfriend!girl 1: tomar height koto ?girl 2: 10 fit.girl 1:tomar height to 5 fit 10 fit bolteco keno?girl2: amar salour and kamiz ar height bhad na diye boleci.amar boyfriend ar shirt and pant ar height bhad na diye boleci. 

   

398) SIR: Sokole ghas o gorur chobi Ako. Stu:Akchi sir SIR:Ghas koi? Stu:Goru kheye felse. SIR:-tobe goru koi? Stu:-Ghas kheye cole gese. Sir:-What? 

   

399) Pagol1:Bolo2 Nodite Jodi Agun Lage MachEra Kothai Jabe ? Pagol2: Etao Buji Janish Na,Gace Utbe. Pagol3: Are Boka, Mach Ki Goru Naki J Gace Utbe. 

   

400) Biyer Din, Wife: ei Biye Kake Bole? Hus:Rate Bolbo (RATE) Wife: Biye Kake Bole? Hus: Wife k Joriye Dhore Bollo Ake Biye Bole. Wife:Amon Biye Amar Koto Hoyece. 

401) Sir:Sottendro Nath Dotter 1ti kobita bolo? Stu:Sottendro Nath dotto, Matir Bitor Gorto, gorter Vitor Sap, Ore bap re bap. Sir:what, 

   

402) Girl: ki korco ? BOY:taka guntesi. Girl: 2make jokhone phone kori, bank e job koro naki? Boy: R A NA! Majarer samne vikkha kori. girl.what.. 

   

403) Girl:2mi jodi amk Kiss koro ami Citkar korbo. Boy:akhane to kono man nai. G:I know, 'BUT' Formality to Maintain korte Hobe. 

   

404) Girl: I love u boy:I love u too Girl: ko2ta valobaso 2mi amk? B: jotota valobaso 2mi amk! Girl: Haramjada Tar mane tui o amr sathe time pass kortasos! 

   

405) Wife: Ai jano,komolar gace apple dorche. Hus:Ki blo! eta kivabe sombob? Wife: R a 2mr meye komola j apple er gacta lagiyecilo setate r ki. 

   

406) Girl: amar jonno chelera pagol. Sob chelera amar Piche gure. Boy: kom dami Jiniser customar Besi hoy..HA HA HA..boy, 

   

407) Girl:Ammu-amr jnno 1ta 30 bochor'er Chele dekho ami biye korbo. Ma:30 bocorer jodi na pai-tahole 15 bochorer 2ta dekhle hobe! Girl:What? 

   

408) cele:ma amar chosmata dao. Ma:rater bela chosma diye ki korbi? Cele:sopne oneke dekhi kinto chinte parina! 

   

409) Bou r ambulance ar moddhe mil kothay? =emergency te kaaje na lagle onno option tate thik e kaaje lage.. 

   

410) NARAYAN:- Gita te haat rekhe bolo, jaha bolibo sottyo bolibo, mitthya bolibo na.,. RABAN:- Matha kharap! Sebar SITA-er gaye haat die ki bipod!! abar GITA! 

411) Teacher: Boloto Superman r normal man er majhe tofat ki ? Student: Normal man niche underwear pore r superman upore. 

   

412) Boltu dakhlo akti maye attohotta korte chasca. Boltu:apni attohotta korsen kano? maye:ami r bachte chaina.boltu:ami kono maye k kiss kori nai, apni to morai jaben apnake ak ta kiss kore! maye: ok korun.kiss korar por boltu:apni kano bachte channa? maye:amar abbu rag korse,apni bolun ami maye noy bola ki mayedar poshak porte parbo na? 

   

413) Son: Baba,Ami Durer Jinish Dekhte Parina Choshma Kine Dao? Baba:oi Ta ki? Son: Oi ta Surjo...Baba: Haramjada, Ar Ko2 dure Dekhte Chash! 

   

414) Sir: Batash Nodi Pani Ei 3tir Je Kono 1tir Upor 20 Line Rosona Leko. Stu: E Ki Bolsen Sir Ami2 Kagoj Sara Onno Kisute Likte Parina. Sir: ki? 

   

415) Husbend=O Amar jan, 2mi jodi bolo ami hobo Sharukh khan Wife=ore amar Abul khan lagbena amar Saruk khan,akhoni giye Ricksha tan, rater jonno bazar ann! 

   

416) Ak dasa chilo ak raja R ak rani, Akdin tara mara galo.kahini sas- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Nicha ki las ache....? Bolsi na kahini shesh... 

   

417) Doctor: Ki problem apnar. Rugi: Amar Peter Modde Agun Lege Gece. Doc: What? Bujle Kivabe? Rugi:Aj Shokale ha kore deki mukh teke Dhoa ber hocce. 

   

418) Mosa1:kire ! dos2 2r thot fule gece kno? Mosa2: R " bolisna ! Rate ami junaki pokar thot mone kore 1loker sigareter mathai kiss koreci' tai. 

   

419) Boy: 2mi dekhte amar wife er moto. Girl: Oh! K 2mar wife. Boy: Ami ekhono Biye Kori Nai. Moral: propose Korar Notun Kowshol. 

   

420) Abarer songram amader biya korar songram biya jokhon korbo 3/4ta korbo tobuo desher kono meye ke sahara khatoner moto thakte dibo na, 

421) Girl:2mi amai koto valobaso? Boy:2mar jonno jibon dite pari. Girl: amake 200tk. daw. Boy: impossible! baba bokbe. 

   

422) Hasband: ami jodi lotari jite jai, tumi ki korbe? Wife: Ami tar ordhek taka niya paliye jabo. Husband: ami 50taka jitechi, ei nao 25tk jao bhago.. 

   

423) Hus: Jodi bow sajo go aro sundor lagbe go. Shali: Bolo,bolo aro bolo lagse mondo noy. wife: togo jiboner oi shopno kovu sotti hobar noy. 

   

424) Sir:-Sobai backteria ako. stu:-akchi sir. sir:-tor khatay to kicchu nai. stu:-sir backteria to khali cokhe dekha jayna !! 

   

425) Abul Babu Maj Raate Matal Hoye Vul Kore Goal Ghore Dhuke Gorur Lej Dhore Bollo: Ki Go ! Modoner Ma, 2mi Roj 2ti Kore Beni Korte Aj 1ti keno? 

   

426) FatheR:- Ai Tui To B.B.A Te Poris--Bolte Parbi Ar Full Meaning ki--? Chele:-Of Cource--That is--> B.B.A=BiyeR Boyosh AkhoN....!! 

   

427) 1st fnd: acca mayeder school r samne board a lika thake gari aste chalan kintu mayder collage r samne lika thake na kano? 2nd fnd:asole traffic police khub calak to ora jane mayeder collage r samne gari amni aste jay 

   

428) mohila: ami amr dr. Saheb ke boleci j aj sondhay tini jokhn amake check up kraben. Tkhn jeno nurs takeo sathe rakhe : mohila2: kn ? Ak chembarer gore dr ke blv krte parcish na ? : mohila: na ta parci. Bt weating room e amr hsbnd er sathe nurs take blv krte parci na 

   

429) Ak Pagol Puler Upor Die Jascilo.... Hothat Se Dekhlo Panite Chader Chaya.... Paser Pothochari K Ask Korlo, "Ota Ki?".... Pothochari : "Chad".... Pagol : "Ami Ato Upore Ki Kore Uthlam?...." 

   

430) Man1-2mr nam ki? Man2-denish M1-babar nam? M2-finish M1-koren ki?M2- palish M1-hate ki?M2-Elish M1-dam ko2?M2-tiris M1-vai apni 1ta jinis. 

   

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431) F1:Tor Girl frnd call dile Tor MA toke boke na? F2:Na'Or nam"Bettery low"diye save koreci,Cal asle Ma charge lagie dey!ami giya receiv kri. 

   

432) TC:Sagorer Maje JAM GaS Ase,2i Ki Kore JAM Parbi?STaki Hoye.T:2r Bap ke toke paki Banabe? S:Somudrer Maje GaS apnar Bap Lgabe? 

aki Hoye.T:2r Bap ke toke paki Banabe? S:Somudrer Maje GaS apnar Bap Lgabe? "> aki Hoye.T:2r Bap ke toke paki Banabe? S:Somudrer Maje GaS apnar Bap Lgabe? "> 

433) Teacher: Achcha, mone koro tumi kolponai 1ta 5 tola barir vitore dhukle. Hothat barita te agun lege gelo. Tumi bachar kono upay pachchona. Ekhon tumi ki korbe? student: kolpona kora bondho kore dibo.....! 

   

434) 1ta onchole, chorer vison uthpath. Manus sorboda voye thake, churir jonno. Govt. Ghosona dilo j, oi chor k dhorte parbe, ta k 1hazar taka puroskar deya hobe. Police officer tokhon mone mone hese bole, ami chor na dhorei to, er theke onek besi taka pai. 

   

435) Kurbanir koekdin age 2 ta gorur modde ktha hocche, 1st goruta onk mota taza, 2nd gorutar haddi ber hoe geche ........Goru1-->tor moto kat body gorur loge na thaykka mone hoy atto hotta kori........goru2-->kat body boylay to bayca thakbo....Tor to pasport ready, samney tekit pabi 

   

436) Army der sahos porikkha korce tader ek prodhan. 1 senake dure dar koriye tar mathay 1ta lebu rekhe lebu tike guli korlo. Sena ti ektuo norlo na. Kintu lebu ti fete giye sena tir shirt nosto hoye gelo. Prodhan take 50 ti taka diye bollo,"bah, tumi toh khub sahosi. Ei 50 taka diye 1ti saban kine ene shirt ti dhuye niyo". Sena ti bollo,"ar 50 taka den, pant tao dhute hobe. . . . . . !! " 

   

437) HUS:AJ KI RANNA HOBE? WIF:TUMI JE BOLBE. HUS:AJ MASS RANNA KORO? WIF:ATA TO KAL RANNA KORSI. HUS:TAHOLE SOBJI RANNA KORO? WIF:ATA BACCARA POSONDO KORENA. HUS:TAHOLE KIMA KORO? WIF:ATA AMI KHAI NA. HUS:TAILE AJ KI RANNA KORBE? WIF:TUMI JETA BOLBE. 

   

438) Son: ma apu ke rate dekhte pay? Mum: keno? Son: na ajke current gele apu kake jeno bolcelo 2me ajkeo shave koroni. 

   

439) Medom: A for? Student: Apple. Meddom: R O Jore! Student: Heiyo. 

   

440) Ek parti te ek chele ek maye k jigges korlo,Apa prosrab korar jaygata ektu dekhie diben? Maye ta bollo, age tumar ta dekhau tarpor amar ta dekhaite boilo... 

   

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441) amra phone e besi kotha boli na,kintu sms e boli,coz amra CENTER FRESH khai,r CENTER FRESH mukhe lagam lagai,hate noi. 

   

442) EK LOK ER HEART- ATTARCK HOYE GELO.... JOKHON TAR KAZER BOA BOLO,"BABU,face book E FRIEND REQUEST PATHIYE CHI,ADD KORE NEBEN." 

   

443) Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0netw0rk busy,what u say? 

   

444) PRITHIBI-TE KON JIB CHAR PAA THAKTE O TIN PAA E HATE? . 0 LANGRA KUTTA 

   

445) EKTA BACHHA CHHELER MATH E VOY.SE TAR BABA K,"BABA,1 R 1 E KOTO HOY",BABA:"DUSTU,BAJE CHHELE,EKTA MATH O PARE NA.JA CALCUTOR NIYE AI. 

   

446) CHHELE: BABA,BAIRER DORJAY KARA ASECHE!,SWIMING POOLER DONETION CHAICHHE! BABA:THIK ACHE,ODER 1 BALTI JOL DIYE DAO. 

   

447) EKTA PATHETIC KOBITA SOKOL BACHELOR CHHELER JONNO-'ATA GACHE TOTA PAKHI/ DALIM GACHE MOU/ RATER BELA SUYE DEKHI/ PASE NEI BOU.' 

   

448) TOMI: BOLTO POPCORN KENO STOVER UPOR THEKE LAP MARE? OMI: JANI NA. TOMI: TUI STOVER UPOR BOS,BUJHTE PARBI. 

   

449) Fokir: sir 10 ta taka den. Sir: ki korba? Fokir: coffee khabo. Sir: 1 ta coffee ....to 5 taka. Fokir: Girl friend o khabe. Sir: fokir hoye girl friend banaiso? Fokir: Girl friend e to fokir banayse, Sir !!! : 

   

450) lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA 

451) Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto? Seller:Matro 5ta kiss. Girl:R oi jamatar daam? Seler:Matro 10ta kiss. Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua diya jabe! 

   

452) Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan, Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan, Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo, Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo, Bari fira Raja bola ata holo ki? Rani bola ata chilo Miss Call tao bujoni!! 

   

453) Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page please." 

   

454) A plane asked a rocket. "Amra dujonai akashe uri.. kintu tumi kibabhe amarche ato speede cholo.." rocket replied "Pachai agun lagle bujbi.. 

   

455) Matal-Dada,Rajdhani kotay asbe? Man-6.20 Mtl- Mumbai mail? Mn-7.00 Mtl- Santiniketan exp? Mn-Dhur mosai!Apni jabn kthay bolun to? Mtl:line par hobo!! 

   

456) Prithibibasir khub dukho keno? . . . . . Janis na? . . Dara ami bole dichi . Karon Bhagoban ja karen sab MONGOL er jonno,prithibir jonno to kichui karen na... 

   

457) Ratanbabu: kal rate amar barite churi hoye geche... O.c.: what? R.b.:cutting the baser bera dhuking d chor, takeing d malpatra out of d door. O.c.: what is baser bera? R.b.: some bambo khara khara some bambo aare aare, tar majhe te perek gatha . Otai holo baser bera. 

   

458) Razzak tar premika ke bollo ami e tumar jibone protom taina?? Premika bollo..bekub er moto kota bolla..spiner der kokono opening mile naki? 

   

459) Jibon er dam bare ek matro mrittyur pore... Ki Biswas hochhe na??? Janto Murgi Rs.80/- . Chicken tandoori Rs.180/- 

   

460) Sir:Tense koy prokar? Boy:3 prokar sir.past,present, future. Sir:Good! Exmple dao. Boy:kal apnar meye k dekhlam, aj valobasi, agami kal tule niye palabo.... 

   

461) TOLLYWOOD'ER RAMAYAN:Ram, Sita k bolbe ''Chirodini Tumi j Amar'', Surpanakha, Ram k bolbe ''Bolo Na Tumi Amar'' Raban, Sita k dekhe bolbe ''Poran Jai Joliya Re'' Sita, Raban k bolbe ''Amanush'' Ram, Raban k bolbe ''Challange Nibi Na Sala''. Sita, Ram'er katha vebe bolbe ''Prem Amar''. 

   

462) 1st bondhu; bah! Tor gayer rong to besh shundor hoyeche, beton bereche naki? 2nd bondhu; na, tobe chakri bodlese. Age chilam koylar karkhanay, akhon kaj kori moyda, aatar karkhanay. 

   

463) 1st bondhu;bujhli,kuno mohilar kotha thamate akjon buka luk bolbe doya kore thamun. Kintu je chalak se ata bolbe na. 2nd bondhu; tahole ki bolbe se? 1st bondhu; se bolbe, apnar thut dutu jokhon akshonge lege thake, tokhon apnake shob cheye shundor dekhay. 

   

464) 1 bodhroluk arek joner shate kotha bolche- 1st jon; ai je vai, akhon ki dhaka theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na. 1st jon; tobe ki sylhet theke kunu train ashbe? 2nd jon; na, keno kuthay jaben? 1st jon; na na kuthaw jabo na. Rasta ta par hobo to tai. 

   

465) Stri; ami more gele tumi ki abar bie korbe? Shami; tumi more gele ami pagol hoye jabo. Janoi to pagole ki na kore.!! 

   

466) Shib: Amar TRISUL ta gelo kotahy? Parboti: Kartik niye geche, Nondir meyetar sathe dinner-e. Shib: Kano? Parbati: Bollo Ma..., Babar Kata Chamoch ta niye gelam chawmin khabo. 

   

467) RAVAN: Cigaret Aache? HANUMAN: Na nei.! RAM: Kintu 1packet j chilo? HANUMAN: Chup Korun Probhu. O salar 10ta Matha. 0k Dite Gale Puro Packet tai Furiye Jabe. 

   

468) Rugi; dr. Shab, chuke boro kom dekhte pai aajkal. Akta owshod den to shiggir. Dr. Kemon dekhen? Ta kirokom? Rugi; oi je mather moddhe akta kalo goru darie ase, dekhte pacchen? Dr. He pacchi, keno? Rugi; kintu ami dekhte pacchi na. 

   

469) Sir; bolo to tumpa, pakhi kake bole? Tumpa; jar pakha ase, urte pare, gaan gay, take pakhi bole, Sir; shabash, akta udahoro daw to? Tumpa; jemon mosha.! 

   

470) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !! 

471) Dr.; Sorry mr. Kuddus, apnar kan ta kete felte hobe, ota r valo hobe na. Rugi; tahole to ami ondho hoye jabo. Dr.; kan katle ondho hoben keno? Ami to apnar cukh kathchi na. Rugi; amar kan kete felle ami choshma porbo ki kore? 

   

472) Shorgo r noroker moddhe akta football mach khela hobe. Shorger bashindarato heshei khun, bole, 'sera footballar sobaito sorge royechen, to tumra khelbe kake niye!' tai shune noroker bashindara heshe jobab dilo, 'refarira j sobai akhane, seta jano na!' 

   

473) Akti solonto train ar kamray 3 jon mohila boshe golpo korche, tader 1 joner boyosh 50 1 joner 40 1 joner 30. Shei kamray olpo boyoshi akta chele shue tader golpo shunche. Mohila 3 jon golpo korte korte boyosher kothay ashe jay. Jar boyosh 50 se bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 35. 2nd jon bollo; amar boyosh r koto hobe? Ai dorun 25. 3rd jon bollo; amar r koto hobe? ai dorun 15. Ai 3 mohilar boyosh komanu shune cheleti dhopash kore shua theke niche pore gelo. Pore jabar shate shate 3 mohila tar kase agie ashlo jiggesh korte laglo kivabe porle? Tokhon cheleti uttor dilo ami to pori nai, ami ai matro jonmogrohon korlam. 

   

474) Ak bhodroluk pan khawar jonno dariesen paner dukaner shamne. Dukanir shonge bhodroluker kothupokoton- Dukani; vai pan kivabe khaben? Kreta; keno? Chibie khabo. Dukani; are vai ami jiggasha korchi ki die khaben? Kreta; keno? Dat die, Dukani; uhh'h, accha apne ki jorda khan? Kreta; are vai ami Nader Khan. 

   

475) Nila; bolto, kun murgir buddhi beshi? Sada, naki kalo? Mila; kalo, karon kalo murgi sada dim parte pare ! Kintu sada murgi kalo dim parte pare na ! 

   

476) Class e satro der ke sir jiggesh korchen kar jonmo ki bare- Sir; ruby tumar jonmo ki bare? Ruby; robi bare ! Sir; mofiz tumar? Mofiz; mongol bare sir ! Sir; reza tumar ki bare? Reza; sir amar jonmo sukro bare ! Mofiz; na sir o mitthe bolche, sukro bare shob kichu bondho thake, or jonmo holo ki vabe! 

   

477) Baire theke dorja nock korche- vetor theke; ke? Bahir theke; ami ! Vetor theke; ami ke? Bahir theke; are apni ke, ami ki kore bolbo? 

   

478) 1st bondhu; ki re, tui to dekhsi sara din facebook niei achis, ki moja pash? 2nd bondhu; keno, koto puranu bondhu khuje peyesi ta janish? Tader shonge notun kore jugajug holo... 1st bondhu; tai? Ami to r facebook khuli e na, 2nd bondhu; keno? 1st bondhu; shob pawna dar r sotrura amay khuje peyese je ! 

   

479) class e satroder shate sir kotha bolchen- Sir; mone koro, akhon ai class er moddhe akjon dorbesh dhuklo, tar ak haate takar thole opor haate gian er thole, tumra kun thole ta nebe? Satroder moddhe 1 jon darie bollo- Satro; keno sir, takar thole ta nebo. Sir; ami hole gian er thole ta nitam. Satro; sir, jar jetar ovab tini shetai neben. 

   

480) Ak kripon er barite othiti asheche, kriponto chintay porlo onake ki die khawabe, se buddhi kore othiti ke bollo- Kripon; bolun apni ki khaben? Othiti; apni ja khaben ami tai khabo. Kripon; amito ai time e 1 glass jol chara kisui khaina, apnar jonno 1 glass jol ante boli? 

481) Ak picchi sele poth harie rashtay darie kadche ! Ta dekhte peye ak bodhro luk agie alen-- Bodhro luk; tumar babar naam ki? Picchi; amar babar naam 'abbu' ! Bodhro luk; tumi thako kuthay? Picchi; amader barite!.. 

   

482) Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !! 

   

483) Jibone prothom zebra ke dekhe ak ghura proshno korlo arek ghura ke-- 1st ghura; eta abar ke? 2nd ghura; ota o akta ghura! 1st ghura; jail khanay chilo nishcoi ! 2nd ghura; mone hoy jail khana theke palieche, tobe pushak paltanur shomoy payni akhono !!! 

   

484) Kola; lebu bhai, tumake jevabe manush chipe chipe khay, ta dekhe amar boddo koshto lage ! Lebu; r manush jokhon tumake khule khule khay, tokhon ami lojjay chukh e khule rakhte pari na !! 

   

485) Kuddus khusha na sarie kola khacche, ta dekhe mofiz bollo- Mofiz; ki re tui dekhi khusha na sarie e kola khacchish? Kuddus; tate shomossha ki? Khushar arale ki ase she to ami jani !.. 

   

486) 1st bondhu; janish amader bashar shobai bathroom e boshe gaan gay, 2nd bondhu; bolish ki, chakor bakor shobai? 1st bondhu; he, shobai, 2nd bondhu; amar mone hoy tuder bashar shobai gaaner khub vokto, 1st bondhu; are na, ashole amader bathroom er dorjar sitkanita vanga ! 

   

487) Bidesh theke shamir chiti-Shami; priotoma, a mashe kuno o taka pathate parbo na, tar bodole 100 ta kiss dilam, kuno o vabe a mash ta chalie nio, raag koro na lokkiti ! Stri; priotomo, tumar 100 ta kiss bujhe pelam, peparwalake 5ta kiss dilam, mudiwala 25- er kom manloi na, r bari wala protidin 1 ti kore kiss nie jabe bole razi holo. 

   

488) Karim: Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara mysmsbd site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto mysmsbd k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm ! 

   

489) (^) ,~-, , (^)/ ". .',', __/ ____ ,' ', . Sorry ! , vi kichu mone koriyen na- apnar mobile aktu (dariye) hishu korlam . He ...he ....he... 

   

490) Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na. 

491) Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA" 

   

492) Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen? Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!! 

   

493) Ondhokar rastay dujon sintaikari ashe pothocarike bollo; vai akta shiki dhar diben, tin minit er jonno? Pothocari; keno, shiki die ki korbe? Sintaikari; amra toss kore dekhbo apnar mobile, taka, ghori, ke nebe!!! 

   

494) Daktar; jemon khete bole silam shob khaccen to? Rugi; ceshta korsi, kintu shob khete parchi na ! Daktar; bolesi na, ak bosorer shishu ja khay tai khaben? Rugi; pere uthsi na to ! Daktar; ki ki khaccen? Rugi; mati, jutar fita, kagoj, ittadi...!! 

   

495) Kreta; ai je bhai dim gula kar? Bikreta; amar! Kreta; apnar? Tahole ar kena holo na, vebesilam murgir!! 

   

496) Korta; kalke apnake bole gelam calling bell ta sharate amar barite jete, gelen na keno? Mistri; gie silam, kintu bell tipe kono shara shobdo na peye chole ashechi!! 

   

497) Sir; æi chele, tumar ashte ato deri holo keno? Satro; dim peresilam sir! Sir; ki amar sathe yarki hocche! Satro; na mane sir, machar opor murgi dim peresilo, sekhan theke dim parte giei deri hoye gelo. 

   

498) Sele; ma ma, chuto babu akta puka kheye felese! Maa; se kire? Ki sorbonash! Akhon ki hobe! Sele; tumi cinta koro na ma, puka khawar shonge shonge ami buddhi kore oke kitnashok khaiye diesi!!! 

   

499) Premik; tumar baba janlo ki kore je amara kal tar gari nie berate beriechilam? Premika; kal akjonke gari die dhakka die paliesilam mone ase? Premik; he, se ki nalish korese? Premika; na, shetai amar baba silo!! 

   

500) Sintaikari ak kripon ke dhore bollo; pranta diben naki taka ta? Kripon pothocari; apatoto prantai naw, taka ta thakle buru boyeshe kaje lagbe!!! 

501) Sir; bolto, bangladesher razdhanir naam ki? Satro; dhaka! Sir; good, toke keno je sobai buka bole, accha bolto dhakar koyek ti sthaner naam ! Satro; gulistan, pakistan, afganistan, kajakhistan.... 

   

502) Sikkhok satro ke biporit shobdo dhoracchen- Sir; bol to table er biporit shobdo ki? Satro; chair! Sir; bosho, Satro; utho, Sir; beadob, Satro; adob, Sir; class theke berie ja, Satro; ayta aktu kothin sir! 

   

503) Akti bus-e prochur luk uthese, dorjar shamnei tin- char jon darie ase, emon shomoy mutashuta ak bekti bus- e uthte jacche, shamne daranu ak luk take bollo, Luk; æi je bhai dekhtesen bus-e koto vir, tar vetore apne uthte jacchen, namen bus theika, Bekti; ami jodi bus-e na uthi ta hole bus cholbe na! Luk; keno? Apni ki prodhanmontri je ai bus-e apni na uthle bus cholbe na! Bekti; na ami prodhanmontri noi ! Luk; tahole ke apni? Bekti; are bhai ami ai bus er driver!!! 

   

504) Fashir ashami ke golay dori porar aag muhurte jelar proshno korlen- Jelar; tumar sesh icchata ki, bolo? Ashami; amar am khete iccha korche! Jelar; amm? Bajare am ashte to aro dui mash deri! Ashami; thik ase, ami opekkha korte raji asi, amar kono o tara nay!! 

   

505) Vikkhuk; mago, tin din dhore kisui khai nai, duita taka deben? Grihini; tin din dhore khawni dui takay ki hobe? Vikkhuk; mepe dekhtam ojon koto komese!! 

   

506) Pipra; tui amar meye hoye kina shomporko rakhish shamanno akta hatir songe? Tui oke vule ja... Piprar meye; na baba, ta ar shomvob noy! Karon, amar pete je hatir baccha... 

   

507) Rice 1kg 40tk, Meat 1kg 250tk, Patoto 1kg 10tk, Onion 1kg 28 tk ,Salt 1 kg 19 tk , Oil 1 kg 108tk , But 1ta misscall matro 0.00tk. 

   

508) "Nari nitimala 2011" narider abar sarbo ses dabi kuno porus jodi amader k divors dite chay, tahole amader k jevabe biyea kore ahance, thik se vabe ayujon kore khat ,palong ,tv ,firiz,sofa,ka kichu diyeace amar baba ,sob firot dite hobe. Amader dabi saful hoke, saful huk..... 

   

509) ekta chhoto path-o onek dur mone hoy jodi songe keu na thake, r onek dur o kachhe hoy, jodi pichone pagla kukur thake. 

   

510) 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?" St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!" Te- "1 DOM RIGHT BOLSO." 

11) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro-soft !@!!! 

   

512) 'M0SHA' kaner kache aese bhon- bhon kore ki bole? Ans: "Ami Haar 2mi Locket, Ami Jama 2mi Pocket, Ami Kobi 2mi Prerona, Ami Mosha Plz 2mi Merona"!! 

   

513) Ak shorer luk grame berate ashe nodite gusol korte gelo! Se gramer atio ke jiggesh korlo- Sohorer luk; bhai nodite kumir tumir nai to? Gramer luk; na bhai, apni nirvoe namte paren! Nodite kunu kumir nai, shob hangor e khaia falaise!! 

   

514) Dui bondhur moddhe kotha hocche- 1st bondhu; hello dusto, tor naki jor? 2nd bondhu; chilo, akhon nai! 1st bondhu; tobe kivabe jor sharlo? Tor to owshod khawar taka nay! 2nd bondhu; buddhi o ki nai ! Kagoje paracetamol likhe khaisi! 

   

515) Kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marrige,marrige is the box of baby,baby is problem in bangladesh, so do not kiss a girl. 

   

516) Meye ra 1meye ke gift dei perfume, earing, suits, ful, chocolets. kintu chhele- ra, eine meye tar number, sudu amar nam bolbi na. 

   

517) swapno chhara keu khusi hoi na, valobasa chhara keu prathona kore na. hawker chhara keu kauke barite dukhte dei na. 

   

518) teacher: aj prothom bar tumi class e kotha bolchho age to bolte na, ki hoyechhe tomar? student: sms pack ses hoye gechhe sir. 

   

519) Rahul dravid er meye bolche ma ma baba nah 6 bole 6 six mereche. Rahul er wife bollo tumi boro hoyecho jake take baba bola bondho koro. 

   

520) jokhon tomer SMS ashe amar shorirer poshom darie jay,protiti ongge shurshuri hoy. Eta tomar SMS er dosh noy FAZIL MOBILE er dosh. 

   

521) Ekta chele k ekta luk bolche ei chele tomi ki poro ? Cheleti: half pent ! Lukti: na na na ! Ami bolte chachilam Tomi kothai poro ! Cheleti: keno ? Navir niche ! 

   

522) A morog said to murgi i love you. My life only for you. Tomi ja bolbe tai korbo. Than murgi ta bollo tahole 1ta dim paro toh. 

   

523) Ram- janish amar bow paliye geche ! Sham- Police k khobor dey ! Ram- Orebaba , Na na , Er agey amar bike churi hoyechilo , police 2mash chaliye ferot diche. 

   

524) Sir: boloto robi thakur er jonmo shal koto ? Stu: Sir bolte pari na. Sir: ei j boi er upore lekha (1861-1941) .Stu: Ame vabche oita unar mobile number. 

   

525) Teacher: 'I lov u' k abiskar koren? Student:China compani. Teacher: keno ? Student: Tikle onek din tike, na tikle 2 din o tike na. 

   

526) SIR: tomra ke jano pritibita tomadar k sobcheay bashe mona kora? STU: It's simple sir,mosa!na daktaey kamon kacha asa. 

   

527) Gash sarle gondho ber hoe keno............? Ans: jate kanara o enjoy korte pare. 

   

528) Ram: janish ami r amar girl friend biye korchi ! Shayam: bah !! Darun khobor !! Tahole kobe biye korchis !! Ram : ami biye korchi 14 feb r amar girl friend biye korche 20 feb. 

   

529) Son: Ball kinar jonno taka na dile , chad theke lafiye morbo. Ma: khobor dar samne diye laf dich na , oi dikhe tor baba ache , dekhle mere felbe. 

   

530) JIBONER LOKKO Sir: Tumi boro hoye ki korbe? Stu: Biye. Sir: Ami bojaite chaichi boro hoye tumi ki hobe? Stu: Jamai. 

531) Sir Question korlo tomra boro hoye ke ki hote chaw? Girl : sir ami akjon valo ma hote chai. Boy : sir ami Oke saharjo korte chai! 

   

532) Bf: 2mi amk ababe chare dite parle? Gf:ha parlam. Bf: kin2 kno? Gf:karon kobigoro kazi nozrul islam bolachen paribona a ktati bliona r. 

   

533) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:-Ki....? Mad:- R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo, 

   

534) Sir:chalader memory koto GP? Stud:Unlimited. Sir:ki vabe bujla? Student: jokhon j maya k valo lage takei download kore nei.sir :yes!!! 

   

535) Baba chele ke bolche, Baba: Tui paleye bia kore amader shongshare dag dili ? Chele: Dag theke jodi darun kichu hoi tahole dagi valo ???????? 

   

536) School jibone prem kora haram.college jibone nofol.university jibone sunnat.biar por prem kora foroj. 

   

537) Baba: bujli khoka 1 jaigay bar bar gele dham kome jay. Khoka: shei jonno'e to ami protidin school jete chai na...tumi to seta bujona!! 

   

538) Dog1:ami ai elakay notun.Tumi ki amake elakar kukurer sordar er sathe porichoy korie dibe? Dog2:chup! beadop kukur sordar akhon sms porcha? 

   

539) Bolen Toh Tv er Remote R Jharur Moddhe Mil Kothay. 2tai Ghorer Bou Hate Nile Sohoje Rakhte Chay Na.. 

   

540) 3 bolod nodir pare namaz porche.. Ek jon namaze dariye bolche. 1st bolod: Dekh nodite ki dhew. 2nd bolod: R e namaz er somoi kotha bole nah. 3rd bolod: Ami kin2 kotha boli nai. 

541) Boy:Apu apni ki single? Girl:Na sathe sandel ace.Boy:Apnar sandel ta nice. Girl:khulbo naki.Boy:Apnar dress ta aro nice. Khulben naki? 

   

542) 1jon er nam Tuli N oporjoner nam Monalisa. era 2 bandhobi golpo korse..... Tuli: Mona tui 1ta sotti kotha bolbe? Monalisa: Ki kotha? Tuli: Tui tor abbuke dady bole dakis kan? Monalisa: Abbu bolle amar thoter leapstik nosto hoye jabe tai... 

   

543) Apni ki 100% gurantee sohokare forsha hote chan? Mukher bron o mesta dur korte chan? Boyos komiye ante o slim hote chan? Tahole Ar Deri Keno? Aj e use korun . . . . . . . .. .Adobe Photoshop .Sobi edit koresundor o forsha hoye jan 

   

544) 1st person: Amar Ek bondhu, shob shomoy e bole taka nai, nai. Eto taka diye ki kore ke jane! 2nd person: Shey bujhi apnar kach theke taka dhar chai? 1st person: Na, na, o noye. Ami taka dhar chai, tai bole, nai nai.. 

   

545) Bangla beakoronporanur som0y shikkok 0nno monoshko ak student ke bollen, ai chele,shorbonam podher 2 ti odahar0n dau to ? Cheleti hokchokiye dariye bollo, 'ke? Ami?'..shikkok:gooD,hoyeche,bosho.. 

   

546) 2frnd ar moddhe kotha hocce.1st:Manush er brain 1ta ajob jontro.2nd:Ken ki hoise?1st:Rbolis na brain ghum theke uthar pore kaj kore,24hour kaj kore,365days kaj kore kin2 exam dite gele r kaj kore na. 

   

547) Harmuniam r bonduker dukan diyeche arif.dukane akdin arifer bondo somon aslo.somon:kire toito dui pranter jiniser dukan khulesis.brikri kmn hoi.arif:hoi mane?dutoi soman tale brikri hoi.somon:kivabe? arif:keu harmuniam kinle kodin por tar protibeshi ase bonduk kinte. 

   

548) Judge: 2mi 2mar husbend k chair diye merecho ken ? Wife: Ki korbo ami toh table uthate pari nah. 

   

549) Tumio 1din amar moto kadbe... Amar moto choker jol felbe.... Kosto pabe.. Amar kotha chinta korbe.. Kobe jano? J din tumio amar moto piyaj katbe!! 

   

550) Dui mosha notun urte shikheche. . .1st mosha: dosto ja tui ektu ure ayto dekhi.2nd mosha: jachchi dara. . ..(ure ashar por)1st: kemon laglo re??2nd: are kois na dosto. shobai amar ural deikkha amar kaner ashe pashe hat tali deoya shuru korse. . 

551) Akbar ak chor rate ak barite dhuklo.barir choto chele chara shobai ghume chilo.chor ta churi kore jabar shomoy cheleta bollo chor vaya amar schooler bagta nia jao.ta na hole ami shobai k jagabo.chorta kono kotha na bolebag ta nalo.tokhon cheleta bollo yahoo kal amar schoole jete hobena.ho ho 

   

552) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen-sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete. 

   

553) Ronon bolse doctor k.Ronon doctor apnar nurse to khub oviggo! Apni asar agei tar hater choway amr dater betha valo hoye gelo. Dr: Jani,baire theke thappor er awaj ami shunechi. 

   

554) F1: Ami jodi tor wifer sathe ek rat Thaki..tor kono apotti ache? F2: thakis amar kono apotti nai.. Biye to ami tor bon ke korbo bujii ? 

   

555) Man: Apni kadchen keno? Mohila: Goto rate amar sob goyna Churi hoye Geche... Man: jak Ejjot ta to ache. Mohila: eta Beche to Goyna kine Chilam. 

   

556) Bechelor help center- a apnake sagotom. Love tips- er jonno 1 chapun, biyer jonno 2 chapun. R 2nd biyer jonno 1st bouer "Gola chapun". 

   

557) Police officer: 2mi chorta k dorte parle na. Habildar:na sir,tobe or hater chap dhore rekeci. P.O:very good. koi dekhi.HAB: ei je sir amar gale. 

   

558) Wife: Ah aste lagse to..! Hus: R ektukani..! Wife: R parchi na..! Hus: akhoni dhuke jabe..! Wife: uff ki tight..! Hus:-bhoy nei dhuke jabe..! Wife: Amar to kosto hosse..! Hus:-kosto howk duke gele valo lagbe..! Wife:- plz ami R parchina..! Hus:- DUR TOMAR CHURI TOMI PORO...!! 

   

559) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili?Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!! 

   

560) "Boy:-I love u.. .. Girl:- vodro vabe kotha bolo. Boy:-Bismillahir rahmanir rahim.. With the respect i bey to say that I LOVE U... 

   

561) Father:-ami tomar jonno 1ta meya dekheci.. "se gunoboti. R rupoboti & vaggoboti. "Chele:-sorry baba..ami jake valobashi. Se akhon 'Gorvoboti'!! 

   

562) Girl:-tomi amar kon dikta sobcheye beshi Like koro? "Boy:-tomar sada 2ti boll er modde kalo 2ti jinis.. "Girl:- what? Boy:-tomar choker moni 2ti amar khub valo lage.. 

   

563) Ekdin dujon pagol rasta diye jachcchilo.. Tokhon tara tinte boom dekhte pelo tader moddhe akta pagol bollo chol boom gulo police k diye asi aar akta pagol bollo jodi jate jate ekta boom fete jai.onno pagolta bollo mithe bolbo.bolbo amra duto boom peyechilam.. 

   

564) Hus:-aj rate tomake korbo.. wife:- kotokhon korba?"Hus:-sara rat korbo.. wife:-ami tu mara jabo.."Hus:- keno? wife:-sms porte porte!! 

   

565) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita -mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan. 

   

566) hasbend onekkhon dhore ekta kagoz porsen... wif:eto mon dia ki porso! has:koy! kisu nato! wif:na mane! tumi goto ek ghonta dhore amader Marrige Certificet porso, beparta ki? has :na mane ami etokhon dhore etar expire date ta khujsilam! 

   

567) Sir:boloto. Biddut comkale age dkhi, bt sobdo pore suni kn ? Stu : ata to eassy. Cz cokh amadr kaner 4 angul samne ase. Tai 

   

568) Dadu:kira lamia ,aynar shamne chokh bondo kora daria achis ken? Lamia:gumea thakla chehara kemon dheka ak2 dhekcilam 

   

569) "1ta thappor debo Soytan osobbo kothakar.. Ata ki sorkari gal paycos naki... Jokhon tokhon amar frnd er Mukhe kiss korbi.. Beta fajil MOSHA. 

   

570) 2ta bondu rasta dea hatha hatha golpokora.1st bondu:amr satha tor vabir jakhon jogra hoy,thakqon start ami o kora ami sesh kori.2nd bondu:ta ki bolasesh koro? 1st bondu:boli abarer mato vul hoyasa map kora dhaw. 

571) Sir: women ar mane ki? stupid_student: w=want o=one m=men e=every n=night 

   

572) Akdin raja singhasone bose Gopal var ke bollo tomar r amar tofat ki?Gopal tar sit o rajar siter dorotto mepe bollo 2 hat 

   

573) Husbend: Amar wife aj mara geche, Ami onek chesta Korchi Kannar jonno, Kin2 choke pani ashche na.. Ekhon ami ki korbo ? Bondhu: Khubi Sohoj .. Ekbar chinta kor je se fire eseche.. 

   

574) Person 1: Chigarate Khaw ? Person 2: Na.. P1: Mod ? P2: Na . P1: Onno kuno nesa ? P2: Na . P1: Tobe moja korar jonno ki koro ? P2: Mittha kotha boli.. 

   

575) BABA:Tor kamon bou pochondo? CHELE:Chadermoto. BABA:Mane khub sundor CHELE:Na! mane rateasbe R sokale chole jabe. 

   

576) Student:madam apni morgi ! Madam:ki alto falto kotha bolo Student:Tahole apni amar khatay protidin andda din keno? 

   

577) Jar ja SMS ache tai nie jhapie poro. Mone rakhbe, SMS jakhon diechi, SMS R O debo! Tobu je vabei hok 7 diner maddhe Gp theke asa 500 SMS shesh korei charbo. R jodi 500 SMS peye keu SMS na day, takey vate marbo, kapore marbo, panite marbo, tar SMS bandho kore debo, insha'allah. Ebarer SMS amader bina takar SMS. Ebarer SMS amader manus jalabar SMS. Joy hok jalani, joy hok SMS 

   

578) Oi Shob Lokder Upor Rag Hoy' Jara Tar GF/BF K Miss Kore.Arey Vai, "Mosha" K Miss Koren,Je Kina Jibon Baji Rekhe Apnake Kiss Kore! 

   

579) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:- R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo, 

   

580) Ak meye tar chele frnd k blce :: Meye : tora sob chelera aki rokom. Chele : keno, ki hoyece? Meye : ai dekh na, jotogulo cheler sathe prem kri sobai amk sondeho kre.. 

   
581) Teacher: k 2mar prio writer ?Student: Apnar meye .Tea: keno? Stu: Because, Proti sopathe se amake ekta soondor valobashar chithi dei. 

   

582) Bf: Jan,2mi na Chadr moto Gf: kno boloto? Bf: Surjer alo na paile jemon Chad deka jai na,Temni Make-up na korle 2mai dekha jaina 

   

583) Father: jao , amar panjabi niye aso. Son: setato kete tukro tukro krechi. Father: kno ? Son: panjabira naki 1971 sal e onak manush merechilo tai! 

   

584) Sir: boloto prithibite shob cheye chalak ke, student: keno sir goru, sir:kivabe bujhle, student: karon oti chalak er golay dori. 

   

585) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik 

586) 1din ekta meye ekta hujur k jighes korlo meye: ami ki amar boy frnd k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Naojubilla mey: ami ki amar lover k kiss korte parbo? Hu:Astagfirulla mey: ami ki apnake kiss korte parbo?? Hu:Alhamdulilla 

587) Sir:boloto babu tomi boro na tomar baba boro? Stu:ami !! Sir:ki vabe jano.. Stu:ami to ekhon r ammur kase ghumai na kinto abbu to ekhono ghumay... 

588) Manik:ai j vai ato rate koborer pase bose acen keno..Voy kore na.? Forhad:kiser voy! Koborer vitore gorom lagcilo tai upore bose achi.. O...MA...GO.. 

589) Girl:mujse shadi karogi? Boy:what? Girl:film ta shundor...tai na.? Boy:biraler baccha! Girl:what?. Boy:dekhte khub sundor..tai na. 

590) Boy:aj rate tomake korbo.. Girl:kotokhon korba? Boy:sara rat korbo.. Girl:ami tu mara jabo.. Boy:keno? Girl:sms porte porte 

591) Tcar:ai cale tomi aideka ke dako! Boy:mayeder deksi . Sir t:idiot cale bancer upor daraow. Boy:thanks sir akonto sobai k 1sate deka jabe.. 

592) Morog:I love you! Murgi:iI love you too.. Morog:ami tomar jonno sob korte pari.. Murgi:sotti tobe akta dim pera dekhaw dekhi! 

593) Sirritibite osomvob bole kichu nei. Stu:ache..sir:ki? Stu:mosha apnar gaye bose kamor dite pare.. Dekhi apni mosar gaye bose kamor den to! 

594) Meye:ammu ajke ki Eid er din ? Ma:Na keno? Meye:Na.abbu k dekechi paser basar antir sate kolakuli korce... Ma:tai? Dara dekacchi.. 

595) Sir:boloto meyera mobile use kore keno? Std:miss call deyar jonno.. Sir:Ri8.. But tomi kemon jano.. Stu:regular apnar meye amake miss day to tai... 

596) Sir:tomar babar boyos koto? Stu:same amar moto.. Sir:ki ? Eta ki kore shombhob... Stu:are. Ami jonmanor porei to oni baba holen. 

597) Fokir1:amar jodi 5 koti taka thakto! Tahole akta shopping mol toiry kortam.. Fokir2:tarpor ki korti? F1:sei shopping moler samne daraia (Vikka kortam)_ 

598) Priya:ami tomake 1ta kotha bolbo? Forhad:ki kotha... Priya:amar lojja lagche! For:bolo tomar kotata sonar jonno opekka korci.. Priya:tomar pant'r chain khola.. Forhad:bondo kore daw... 

599) Priya-Girl:Ai umbrella ta tik kora dan.. Mekar.Forhad:Uporer kapor kula niche diya danda dukate hobe.. Girl:jay koren vitore jano pani na pore...Forhad_manik 

600) Husband:Dekhoto sur jo uthlo kina? Wife:bahire khub ondokar.. Tai surjo dekha jacchena.. Husband:boka naki. Hariken ta jaliye dekho. 

   
601) Natni:dada mosa kamor dai.. Porte pari na.. Dada:toi tor pant ta khola fal.. Dakhbi mosa lojja paye kamor dive na.. Chole jabe.. 

602) F1:Chol dosto Eid er kenakata kore asi.F2:Eto taratari kenre dosto.F1:R bolish na Meyera jevabe shirt pant kena kata suru koresse deri kore gele 3Pice chara kichui ghotbena.F2:Tahole under pant pore Eid kormu sobay. 

603) Sir:Boloto valobasar ojon koto mon.Student:Dui mon.Sir:kivabe bujle Dui mon.Student:Cheler 1 mon 40kg Meye 1 mon 40kg orthath 40+40=80kg Soman Dui Mon.Sir:Ri8888888. 

604) Sir:boloto Bangladesh koto kg.Student:68 kg.Sir:kivabe bujle.Student:karon Bangladeshe 68000 hazar gram ache jemon 1000 grame 1 kg tai 68000 hazar grame 68 kg.Sir:Amare keo Mairalaa. 

605) Eid opulokkhe Meyeder jonne darun offer.Registation korte apnar Matro 221tk vat shoho charge.R deri na kore Romna parke Ese amar Du gale Du ta kiss kore apnar valobasa successfull kore nin.R kiss korar 21 din pore apnar Phone confermition SMS chole jabe. 

606) Malik:Ismail path sakh lou age khub sadh hoiche.Sromik:Den kintu olpo.Malik:Path sakh er sadh R gelona ei kotha bole abar ismail er plate e sakh dilo.Sromik:Rege bollo amake R path sakh diyen na dorkar hoy Pat khete bedhe rakhen.Malik:Hoh re ismail Protidin ek jinis valolagena. 

607) Girl:Tumi amay kotutuko valobaso.Boy:Prithibir somo poriman valobasi tomay R tomar jonne ami sob kichu korte parbo.Girl:Tahole oi akasher Chad ta Enea dao.Boy:Haramjadi tahole ki tor baap er mukh dekhe Eid korbo. . . ? 

608) Ak pagol rasta diye hetea jacche hotath dekhlo boltoo bike er chabi diye kan chulkacche.Pagol bollo boss apnar start nite somossha hole amake bolen ami dhakka dicchy. 

609) Boss:Accha Soniya tumi eto soto soto dress poro keno.Soniya:Boss apni kom beton dento tai boro dress kenar jonno porjapto porimaner tk thakena.Boss:Agami mash e tomar beton bondho.. .. ..? 

610) Sangbadik:Accha apnara moyla panite dim paren keno.Mosha:Valo panite dim parle Manush shiddho kore kheye felbe tai.Sangbadik:Purush Mosha rokto khayna keno.Mosha:Tara stryr boka khay tai.Sangbadik:Camera falaiya behush. 

611) Chele:Tomake kokhon call debo.Meye:Jokhon icche hoy.Chele:Sokale.Meye:ok tokhon ami ghumiye thaki.Chele:Dupore:Tokhon ami lunch kori.Chele:Bikale:Tokhon ami rest e thaki.Chele:Rate.Meye:Tokhon sobay basay thake. 

612) Doctor:Apnar to jomoj baccha hoiche.Mohila:Hobeito baccha pet e rekhe Chalenze2 Dabang2 Jannat2 Paglu2 dekhesi.Doctor vaggo valo khoka 420 dekhle ki hoto bolen. . . ? 

613) Boltu:Class e ak meyeke bollo-I love you.Meye:Dara soytan ami Sir ke bole debo.Boltu:Na Na Na tumi Sir ke-I love you bolle Sir er wife tomay merea felbe.Meye:Tusky khaiya pore ache. . . ? 

614) Sir:Class e sobcheye boka ke se darao.Student:keo daralona hotath ekta dusto daralo.Teacher:Tar mane tumi sobchey besi boka tumi dariye acho.Student:Sir Apni dariye achen eta kemon dekha jay.Sir:Behush hoiye gelo.....? 

615) Jamai gese sosur bari berate sashury onek khabar tar samne dilo.kin2 pat sakh dilo first e jamai khopos kore kheye fello.sasury abar patsakh dilo se vablo sadh hoice mone hoy.abar o patsakh dilo jamai ebar Regea bollo apnar kosto kora lagbena amake khet dekhiye din. . . . 

616) Wife R husband ekla ghore suye ache hotath ghore chor dhuklo Wife dekhe tar Husband k bollo jano ei matro sopne dekhlam amader ghore chor dukese tokhon ami tomar gola dhore bollam chor chor chor.Chore to sune ekta dor merea bollo sopno dekhar R somoy pelina shalee. . . ? 

617) Bol2 2tkr 2ta koyen niye ting ting kortese tar bou dhomok diye bollo thamao ting tung.Pore bou dorja janala off kore light niviye gola dhore bollo korbe korte icche kore tomar tahole aso suye suye kori.Bol2 abar 2ta koyen ting tung korte laglo. . .? 

618) Husband tar gorvoborty wife er khoj newar jonne hospitale call korlo vule chole gese cricket studium e se bollo ki khobor.opas theke bollo 3jon out hoise lunch er pore aro asa kora jay.Husband sune Behush hoye gelo. . . 

619) Premika:Agami soptay resturent e jabo.Tar pore jabo Park e.Tar pore jabo Shoping korte.Premik:Tar porer soptay jabo Majhare.Premika:keno? Premik:Vikkha korte. . . . ! 

620) Wif:Tumi sigarate khao.Husband:Yes.Wife:Daily koy packet.Hus:1pack 200 tk.Wife:Mashe 6000tk bochore 72000tk koy bochor dhore khao.Hus:10bochor.Wife:Ai tk diye Private car kinte parte. 

621) Friend1:Oi dekho vai ki boro buolding kemne banailo mistry.Friend2:Haire chagol eita kono bepar holo tar age vebe dekh Rong korlo kivabe eto opore.Friend1:Haire pagol kait kore rong korar pore soja kore rekhese. 

622) Meye:Jan tumi ager cheye ekhon onek dusto hoye geso.Chele:kivabe bujle.Meye:Age kiss korle chokh bondho korte ekhon R bondho korona.Chele:Haram jadi ekbar chokh bondho kore 500 tk theke 300 udhao hoye geche tai. . . . ! 

623) Fokir1:Bondhu Motizil e aj 100 tk paichy.Fokir2:bolish ki taile to ekta chance loicho.Fokir1:R bolish na 100 tk jal chilo falaiya dichy.Fokir2:kivabe bujle jal tk.Fokir1:Hayre vai 100 takay 000 sunno chilo.Fokir2:Suina Behush . . . ! 

624) Teacher:Dhoro tomar bou amar pase ak rat thakbe eta kivabe shomvob.Student:Shomvob ache.Teacher:bolo?? Student:Dhoren amar bou apnar meye to se tar babar sathe thakbe eivabe shomvob.Teacher:Tuskey kheye porlo. . . ! 

625) Teacher:Mosha Machi Rog jibanu choray tader bongsho briddhy rodh korte hobe.Student:Ha ha ha hu ha ha hi hi hu.Teacher:Eto hashar ki holo.Student:Sir Eto soto Belun banaben kivabe.Teacher.R hasaicee na amare Mairalaaaaa. . . ! 

626) Wife:Tumi amay kemon valobaso.Husband:Mobile er moto Mobile jemon sim chara cholena temon ami tomay chara cholina.Wife:Thanks jan.Husband:hehe ami je chaina mobile 4 ta sim use korte jani amar jan e to bujlona. 

627) Boy:ami tomake valobasi.Girl:ai valobasar mane ki? Boy:jemon tumi cement ami bali.Girl:oi sala tar mane tumi Rajmistry.Boy:Tuskey kheye porlo...........? 

628) Amar Sonar Bangla- Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi,, Chirodin Tomar Akash-Tomar Batash Dekhe Ami Hashi- Tobu o Ami Amar Bou_re Valobashi. . 

629) 3ta Matal aka car e uthlo driver bujte parlo sob koyta Matal car start kore off kore bollo namun powse gecy.Prothom tay 10tk bokhsit dilo.Diteotay dhonnobad dilo.R Triteo tay akta thappor diye bollo eto speed e keo gari chalay.... 

630) Sir:akta dim shiddho korte 4 minite lage 5ta dim shiddho korte koie minite lagbe.Abul: 4×5=20 minite.Sir:amare tora Mairalaaaaaaa. . . . 

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631) Pesenjer:hello ai je sunun apni amar pokote hat dhukacchen keno.Butper:Sorry ami vebesilam eta amar poket.Pesenjer:akt thappor marlo.Butper:Thappor marlen keno.Pesenjer:Sorry ami vebe silam eta amar gall . . . 

632) Sir:Akta gan gawoto? Student:Bristy pore tapur tupur bodna hate Abul gofur aka baka metho pothe lungee khulia haita jay area bukta faita jay. . . 

633) Stu1 :Janis Amader Sir Er Na Kichu Mone Thake Na. stu2 : Ki Kore Bujhli ? Stu1 : Sir Nijei Likhe Bolen Ramayan Ke Likhechen ? 

634) Ak Meyer Biye Hoche Sa Khane Tar Purono Primik O Asace,Tadar Brakaper Somporker Kotha Ak Lok Jane Na.Lok Ta Bollo Apni Ke Bor?Na Ami To Sami Finale Bad Hoye Gache.Final Dakte Aseci.Lok A. 

635) Baba-To 2mi Amr Meye Ke Biye Korte Chaw,Boy fn-Ji,Baba-2mi Ki Koro?Bf-Goto Kal Jal Theke Ber Holam,Baba-Rage Tor Ato Boro Sahos Jal Khate Amr Meye Ke Biye Korte Chas,Age Ki Korti?Bf-1lok Ke Mare Falecilam,Baba-Kn?Bf Tar Maye Ke Amr Sathe Biye Day Ni Bole.Baba-Norom Golay Baba Bolo Biyer Tarikh Kobe 

636) Sar,Amon Akta Bipoder Nam Bolo Ja Thake Udar Hole O Bipod Na Hole O Bipod,Studant-Lungi Te Agun Lagle Sar Tokhon Longi Khule O Bipod Na Khule Moha Bipod. 

637) ami jani tumi bolbe ami kemon achi , ki korbo? Tomay chere mosa niye beche achi, uh! Mosar kamor soite pari na ,jekhane sekhane kamray marte pari na . 

638) Pramik-Premikar Modhe Kotha Hoche,Pramik-Ami Mone Hoy 2make Biye Korte Parbo Na.Premika-Ato Din Por A Kotha Bolco Kn?Ki Hoyece Boloto Suni.Pramik-Na Tamon Kichu Na Amr Basa Theke Nised Ache.Premika-Ta 2mr Basay K K Ache.Pramik-Basi Na'Amr Ak Wife R 3 Sontan Ache. 

639) Poli Tar Boyfriend Bose Golpo Korce,Amon Somoy Polir 3Bandhubi Ase Hajir,Bandhubra ? Korlo Tina Ata K Re?Poli-Amr Vi.B-Kmon Vi Re Cha cha To?Poli Na,B-Mamato?Poli Na.B-Khalato?Poli Na.B-Fubato To?Poli Na.Bandhubira Rage Giye Bolbito Ki Vi Hoy Tor.Poli-O Amar Valobashato Vi. 

640) 2020 Sale Meye Ra Ai Dak Dak Ki Mal Jaitece,Oi Morga Tor Namber Koto?Namber Ta Aktu Dato?Chele Ci 2mader Ki Gore Bap Vi Nai?Rasta Gate Chale Dar Birokto Koro?Bap Vi To Sobar Ache,Kintu Tor Moto Aitme Naire darling haha 

641) 1 Meye Sadhu Babar Kache Giye Bollo Baba Amake Vhobishot Dakhano Sikhiye Dan, Sadhu-Chokh Bondho Kore Gal Amr Kache Niye Aso Balika,Meye Na,Sadhu Kn?Meye Apni Amake Kiss Korben,Sadhu Ra Ba 2mi To Vhobishot Dakha Sikhe Gacho. 

642) 1 Kobutor Nichu Hoye Urcilo,Hotat 1 Garir Sathe Dhakha Khalo,1Lok Kobutor Ti Ke Niye Giye Raklo Khachar Vitor,Jokhon Kobutorer Gan Firlo Tokhon Hay Allaha Ami Jaler Vitor,GariOla Ki Mara Gache Naki. 

643) Ekta Onek Mota Lok Cycle Chalasse R Gan Gaiteche"Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Sajon Se Akho Mey Peyar" Ata Dekhe Ekta Chotto Boy Hasteche. Lokta Rege Giye Bollo Ki Hoyeche? Boy: Dekha Mey Peheli Bar Cycle Se Hati Mey Sowar..ha,ha,ha,ha..!! 

644) Papu 1 bar Tar Maa Ke Jiges Korlo Maa Pregnant Nane Ki?Maa Onek Rag Korlo.Papu Mone Korlo Pregnant Mane Raganito.Por Din Papu school Theke Farar Somoy,Dhakka Khaye 1Meyer Upor Pore Galo,Meye tir Maa Khub Rage Galo,Ata Dakhe Papu Bollo Ami Porlam Apnar Meyer Upor.Unti Apni Pregnant Holen Kn? 

645) Wife-Acha Ami Je 2mr Sathe Ato Jogra Kori 2mi Ki Rag Koro Na,Husband-Ha Rag To Hoy Ami Control Kore Fale,Wife Sata Ki Vabe?Ragle Ami Vatrome Poriskar Kori,Wife Ja Tate Ki Rag Kome Naki,Husband-2mr tut Brash Diye Poriskar Kori Je. 

646) Abdul Adalote Asamir Katgoray,Uqel-Apni Ak Kumari Meye Ke Joriye Dhoracen Ken?Abdul-Joj Saheb-Amr Khub Thanda Lagtecilo Thik Tokhoni Deklam Meye Tir T-Sate Lekha Cilo I AM Hot Tai Ami Aktu Gorom Neyar Jonne O Ke Joriye Doreci.Bollen Amr Ki Dos. 

647) Ak Premik-Premika Attho Hota Korar Plan Korlo,Chele Chad Theke Laf Dilo,Meye Chokh Bondho Kore Tar Basay Chole Galo,Chele Chad Theke Pora Obostay Parasud Khule Bollo,Haramjadi Ami Jantam Tui A Kaj Tai Korbi. 

648) Biye Kora R Mobile Kenar Por Ki Afshos Hoy Janen??Is R Kichu Din Opakha Korle Ar Chye Valo Model Pawa Jato. 

649) Wife-Amr birth de Gift Koi,Husbend-Rastay Dike Takiye Dakho Akta Lal Kalarer Gari,Dakte Pacho?Wife-WoW 2mi Ki Valo,Husbend-Sem Kalar Nelpalish Anci 2mr Jone Gift. 

650) Abdul-Bristir Modhe Gache Pani Dicilo,Boltu-Gacher Am Paka Ki Na Gache Uthe Niscinto Holo,Name Dil Diye Am Parte Laglo,Poltu-Hate Jacilo Hotat Payer Samne Goborer Moto Ki Jeno Daklo,Niscinto Hoyar Jonne Ta Angule Niye Chak Diye Bollo,Oho Baslam Aktur Jonne Govore Pa Daine.Sob Chaite Boro Bollod K HoLO. 

651) Boy:ki koro jan. Girl:ghumiye achi. Boy:swopno pathaw. Girl:ja dusto swopno pathabo ki kore. Boy:tahole ami pathaie. Girl:ki koro R ki pathabe. Boy:hagu kori guuuu pathabo. Girl:owak thuuuu c c c? 

652) Son : ba ba...Baba: ki.Son: amader toilet ta onek valo.Baba: keno?Son : amader toylet er dorja on korle light jole dorja off korle light off hoy.Baba : ore haramjada! 2i ajo frizze a posrab korsos .! 

653) Hus: Ei Jano! Aj Basay Somoy Je Amay Dekhe Se Hase, Ami Kichu Bujhote Parlam Na. Wife: (Mucki Hese) Nice Thakao. Hasir Karon Ke Dekhte Pabe!! 

654) Bol2:Loke bole dudh khele sokti bare. Sen2:ken sondeho hoy. Bol2:5 glash dudh kheye dorjata noraite parlam na. Sen2:Mane? Bol2:Eibar 3glash mod kheye elam dekhi norate pari kina. 

655) 3 Ta Choto Choto Bacha,Paser Jatri Agrohi Hoye Bollen,Apni Ki Koren?Ami Kondom sells Man.O Acha Acha Khub Valo,To Chele Meye Gulo To Apnar Naki?Na Amr Na, Ta Hole?Bodro Lok O Gulo Castomar complient. 

656) Husband: Ki Shob Khabar Ranna Korecho Goborer Moto Shad? Wife:Hay Amr Pora Kopal 2mi Abar Goboro Kheyecho? 

657) Prem Pagola-1 Meyer Pichu Niche propose Korar Jonne.Meye Ai Cele 2mi Amr Pichu Nico Kn Jano Na Amr Piche Amr Maa Ache.Prem Pagol-Amra Prem Bongser Lok 2mr Maar Pichone Amr Baba O Ache Tai No Tansen. 

658) Nati-Dada Dada Kondom Ki-?Dada-(Rage Giye) Ja Vag Akhan Theke Ami Janina.Nati-Ami Jantam Buira 2mi Janba Na.Jodi Jante Ta Hole Ajke Sompotir 14 Vag Hoto Na! 

659) Ak Modho Boyosko Lol Doctorer Kache Gache Tar Sriti Sokti Hariye Falece.Tar Kichu Mone Thake Na.Doctor Kobe Theke A Rokom Hoyece.Lok-Kobe Theke Ki Suru Hoyece.Daran Jokes Ses Hoy Nai.Ai Lok Gulai Buro Hoye Hussain Muhammad Ershad Hoye Jay. 

660) Bablu:Janis Ajk Ami Baji Dore 49ta Dim Khaici.Tarek:Ar 1ta Khaiti Tahole 50 Ta Hoito.Bablu:Ai Tui Ki Amk Rakkos Mne Kros. 

661) Sir Bolto Jibon Hisra Kake Bolle.Jibon-Sar Je Chele Meyeder Mame Diye Mysmsbd.com E ID Khule Take Hisra Bolle Sar.Jibon Kotha Ta Ki Thik.Jibon-Sar Jodi Like Hoy 20 Ta Tahole Thik Sar Good. 

662) 4ta Pipra 1 Bone Hatcilo,Samne 1 Hati Astese,Tadekhe 1Pipra Bollo Amader Uchit Oke Mere Fela.2 Pipra Ra Na Chol Amra Hatir Paa Venge Dai.3 Pipra Na Tar Chye Valo Amra Amader Poth Theke Soriye Dai.4 Pipra Ra Na BadDa Amra 4jon O aka,Sudhu Sudhu 1 Osohay Ke Distap Korar Ki Dorkar. 

663) Prem Korte Parcen Na No Problem Asun A Dike Jago Banggali Jago Bondhur Grilfriend Niye Vago.Bondhu Jeno Na Pay Tar-A dike Rekho Kheal.Jodi Khaw Dhora Vhule Jeo A Jokes Er Kotha. 

664) Rastay 2i Bondhur Dheka-Kire Tui Tansone Mone Hoce Mon Kharap Kn Tor.R Bolis Na Ak Jon Ke Palastik Sarjari Korar Jonne 2Lak Taka Dhar Dicilam.Akhon Betar Chehara Ei Cinte Pari Na. 

665) Tui Sara Din Toto Kore Gure Baras Poris Kokhon,Cele-Baba Ami Rate Niribilite Pori.Baba-Ami Chupi Chupi Poti Rate Dekhe Kajer Bua Tor Pase Bose Thake.Kan Thake Bol.Cele-Baba Bose Thakte Dakco Tar Por Ki Hoy Dakho Ni.Baba Ki Bolle-Cele Baba Ami Rate voy Pai Tai Oke Amr Pase Bosiye Raki. 

666) Amr Matha Holo Futboll,Chokh 2ta Marbel,Hat 2ta Pistol,Paw 2ta Gari,Amr Hater Angul 5ta,Mam Amr Jibon,Ajkal Alakar Loke Bole Ami Naki Mastan.Sorry Boss Jast Fun. 

667) Sokal 12ta Baje Basor Gor Theke Chele Ber Hocena-Baba Cintito,Dakteo Pace Na Lojay.Choto Cele Ke Bollo Baba Tor Vi K Dakcis,Na Baba Goto Kal Maj Rate Amr Kace Bajlin Chye Nilo,Kintu Baba Sokale Uthe Dekhe Bajliner Jaygay Bajlin Ache Fabikol Atha Ta Nai.Baba O Re K Aasis. 

668) Doctor Apni To onek Vagoban,Vago valo je apnar dan hat kate ne.Lok-Ha ha Budhi Thakle sob ei hoy.Doctor ki vhabe.Lok kaj korar somoy amr dan hat masine kate jate dhorcilo,Tokhon Ami Amr Dan hat berkore Bam hat dukiye Disi. 

669) Ak Sathe Bose Husband Nd Wife Tv Dakcilo,Husband Wife K Bollo O Go 2mi Ki Amy Amon Kichu Bolte Parbe Ja Amy Kosto Dibe Abar Anndho O Dibe.Wife Bollo Jan 2mr Friends Der Modhe 2mi Bichanay Onek Time Tikte Paro. 

670) Sojib toylete Bose Mysmsbd Te Chat Korcilo,Hotat Tar Mobil Komote Pore Galo,Onek Khoj Korlo Na Paye Onek Kadce,Hotat Komot Theke 1ta Jin Ber Hoye Oke 1ta Mobil Dilo,Mobil Sonali Rong Dekhe Sobuj Bollo Ami Gorib Hote Pari Lovna Ami Sonner Mobil Chai Na Amr Puran Mobil Dan.Jin Rage Bollo Gada Valo Kor 

671) Meye-Sar Ato Din Hoye Galo Apni Amak Porachen Apni Ki Amr Chokher Dike Takiye Ak Baro Ki Bujte Paren Na Amr A 2 ChokhE Ki Lekha Ache.Sar-5 Bochor Hoye Galo Akhono Thik Moto Tor Hater Lekha Ei Bujte Parlam Na-R Tor Chokh? 

672) MA:Jao toma k bar bar bolse sondes d bo na, tobu o kano brokto korso?SELA:Ma tume na bola sela 1bar na parela dakho 100bar. 

673) Jekhane valolaga sekhana valobasa jekhana valobasa sekhana prem jekhana prem sekhana betha r jekhana betha sekhana moov. 

674) MALIK:BA Abuler hater tee to bes valo hoiasa.ABUL:Ha babu biral a jode dud a muk na d to tahola r o sad kulto. 

675) GIRL:Tume amai kotota valobaso?BOY:Tomar jonno jibon d ta pare.GIRL:Ama k 200 taka dao.BOY:Impossible baba bokba. 

676) F:Kera dokan a bosa bosa ghumassis kano.DOKANDAR:Ghumia ghumia dekta caise ame ghumalay manus kamon sujog nei. 

677) BOLTU:Kera tui protidin kokhon ghum teka uthis.POLTU:Kokhon uthe janina kentu surjor alo janalai lagla utha pore.BOLTU:Tahola tuito kub sokal a ghum teka uthis.POLTU:Sokal a kena janina toba amar gorer janala ta proscim pasay.